darin3 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Probably should go in the fantasy forum, but since no one posts there anymore... http://www.guerillasports.com/article.php?article=323 Pretty funny read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithkt Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 (edited) Amusing read. I'd like to think of myself as somewhere between the Silent Assasin and the Rain Man. Not sure what my league members think of me though. Don't think I really want to know either. Edited January 27, 2005 by smithkt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Probably should go in the fantasy forum, but since no one posts there anymore... http://www.guerillasports.com/article.php?article=323 Pretty funny read. 675321[/snapback] Thanks Darin, that was probably the link of the day. I've already e-mailed this to the guys in all of my leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaw23 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Funny Read Darin, I would also like to say I probably fit into the Silent Assassin role, but I could pretty much name a guy in one of my leagues for each of those roles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Great link. This one's getting sent out to my local leagues. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 You get one guess on which one the Muckster is ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Good stuff, darin. I've got everyone of them in my league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolverines Fan Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Thanks for the funny article darin3. I've also got everyone of them in my leagues. The guy who never answers emails or trade offers honks me off, butwhat can you do? I guess I'm a silent assassin, unless I have a crappy draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I am not the mouth, assmunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop express Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "The Mouth" is well represented in my league. The Robber Baron just got kicked out. The Silent Assasin has won for two straight years. Unfortunately, I fall into the "Mouth" category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 (edited) Good read I have a combo Whner/Rainman that drives me insane. And he knows I am talking about him. Edited January 27, 2005 by NSab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Good read I have a combo Whner/Rainman that drives me insane. And he knows I am talking about him. 675637[/snapback] me thinks I know of whom you speak... BTW, you'll have to be changing that 1464 SigLine don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 me thinks I know of whom you speak... BTW, you'll have to be changing that 1464 SigLine don't you think? 675658[/snapback] Just as soon as a post in a real forum beats it. And you know who i mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I'm the Mouth but I do it just to liven things up - nothing more boring than a fantasy league without smack talk. I spout like a ridiculous fool just to get a reaction - it's fun - you should try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 You get one guess on which one the Muckster is ... 675390[/snapback] funny. as soon as I read the article, but before I read the replies, I posted in CORE about muck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Good read I have a combo Whiner/Rainman that drives me insane. And he knows I am talking about him. 675637[/snapback] You called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 The Rookie: This guy doesn’t know his McNabb from his McNown. Tends to stock his team with guys who were good in 1998 (“I know he hasn’t done much lately, but I think Ricky Watters is ready for a huge comeback this year.”). After season is three-quarters finished, will send e-mail asking if passing touchdowns count as four or six points. I hate that ***er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "The Donald" aka The Drunk Muck Related to the Robber Baron, the Donald has a good sense of his roster and it's worth but unlike the Robber Baron doesn't know when to say when (for huddlers, imagine dealing with Muck after a bottle of Jager). His fatal flaw is that he is so enamored with the art of the trade that it only dawns on him after he has negotiated a 4 team trade, that involves 5 keepers, 3 draft spots, a player TBD, 13.5 dollars, 2 draft picks for 2007, and a six pack of bud that somehow he now is stuck with Fred Lane on his roster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 You called? 675735[/snapback] You aren't in any of my leagues, and you can't possibly be as bad as my pain in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostFace Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I concur with everyone else. Great link! My league is well represented also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Robber Baron - I can name 2 of them in Fusion. (I am a "rookie" there :doah: , but more of a silent assassian in other leagues.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Robber Baron - I can name 2 of them in Fusion. (I am a "rookie" there :doah: , but more of a silent assassian in other leagues.) 675928[/snapback] Gee two automatically popped into my mind at the same time. I'd bet they are even the same two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 You aren't in any of my leagues, and you can't possibly be as bad as my pain in the ass. 675858[/snapback] Nah, I would say YoMama would be a combo of The Rain Man/The Straw That Stirs the Drink/The Silent Assassin (heavy on the Assassin part) As for me I think I have a little bit of all of these: The Rain Man The Robber Baron The Silent Assassin The Noodler The Straw That Stirs the Drink The Homer The Mouth Of course a little of it depends on which league, as I some times take a different approach in each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I think they may have left out a category: The Loser. Everything bad happens to the loser. He named Ricky Williams a keeper 1 day before Williams retired. The Loser the proceeds to draft Stephen Davis, McNair, and Steve Smith. Hurting for a replacement QB, the Loser trades for Pennington, right before Pennington shreds his shoulder. The Loser can't catch a break on waivers. The Loser is also likely a 49er, Bears, Cardinals, or Dolphins fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFFL Chump Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I think they may have left out a category: The Loser. Everything bad happens to the loser. He named Ricky Williams a keeper 1 day before Williams retired. The Loser the proceeds to draft Stephen Davis, McNair, and Steve Smith. Hurting for a replacement QB, the Loser trades for Pennington, right before Pennington shreds his shoulder. The Loser can't catch a break on waivers. The Loser is also likely a 49er, Bears, Cardinals, or Dolphins fan. 676402[/snapback] hmmmmm....do I know this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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