MikesVikes Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) Who knows if I will ever purchase an NFL team or not! Things could happen. If it ever comes down to my turn, I just want to clear up a few things.... I've never played in any Little League games. No world series...didn't even sit on a bench of a little league game. Some people work for a living, even when they are 8 years old. I didn't go to Harvard, Yale, or even Wyoming for a business degree or to study anthing else, including how to consume large quantities of alcohol. I was able to attain those goals in Minnesota, thank you very much, and a special thank you to those of you who offered drink specials during school nights. That was not unappreciated on my part! I've never played for the Cincinnati Bengals. I have never been affiliated with the Cincinnati Bengals in any training camps as a player, waterboy, or kickoff tee holder. I have been to Ohio but the plane never landed in Cincinnati for which I am very, very grateful. If I think of anything else that I didn't do, I'll be sure to let you know. Edited February 17, 2005 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 As long as your 6'1" and tons of fun, you still qualify to be an owner though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) but did you inhale? Edited February 17, 2005 by Duchess Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 I have been to Ohio but the plane never landed in Cincinnati for which I am very, very grateful. 701656[/snapback] Gee, we were all waiting at the airport with signs to welcome you. I guess it's just as well you didn't land here. While I am impressed (although surprised) that you were astute enough to know where Cincinnati is, I would have been worried for you had your plane actually landed in Cincinnati. You see, planes don't land in Cincinnati, they land across the river in Kentucky. Have fun at the mall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 I was wondering about you. Thanks for clearing all that up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) Gee, we were all waiting at the airport with signs to welcome you. I guess it's just as well you didn't land here. While I am impressed (although surprised) that you were astute enough to know where Cincinnati is, I would have been worried for you had your plane actually landed in Cincinnati. You see, planes don't land in Cincinnati, they land across the river in Kentucky. Have fun at the mall! 701686[/snapback] Actually on this particular flight, our destination was somewhere in Ohio. Some average size town that I can't even remember anymore. The town boasts that over 50 % of Ohio residents live within 100 miles of there but don't actually live in THIS town. What does that tell you? We were one of the last flights out of MSP airport because of a snow storm and Detroit was the only place that we could land. It was a business trip and we positively, had to be where we were going. So we took a cab into Ohio. Luckily nobody killed us in that zoo called Detroit. Edited February 17, 2005 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitztalk Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 LMAO! I thought this guy was a little shifty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Did you have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 20, 2005 Author Share Posted February 20, 2005 Did you have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski? 705134[/snapback] Lol! I thought about adding that but didn't. The answer is still no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Bj's don't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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