lobsterclaw Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 What a new defense the Cowboys have. Add the new rookies and the additions of Henry and Ferguson to the already tough Roy WIlliams, Greg Ellis, Terrence Newman, LaROI Glover. Look out bitchez, here come the Cowboys riding high again. Lets ride Julius Jones and the new Doomsday Defense all the way to the top. ......or they can just suck like all the other D. Ends they have taken in the previous years. America's team is back again, stronger than ever. Parcells has every right to pull those pants even higher now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 I'm very superstitious. Please tone it down before you f*ck everything up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Yeah, claw, but what about the OFFENSE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 What a new defense the Cowboys have. Add the new rookies and the additions of Henry and Ferguson to the already tough Roy WIlliams, Greg Ellis, Terrence Newman, LaROI Glover. Look out bitchez, here come the Cowboys riding high again. Lets ride Julius Jones and the new Doomsday Defense all the way to the top.......or they can just suck like all the other D. Ends they have taken in the previous years. America's team is back again, stronger than ever. Parcells has every right to pull those pants even higher now. 792620[/snapback] I'm very superstitious. Please tone it down before you f*ck everything up. 792630[/snapback] he just did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 25, 2005 Author Share Posted April 25, 2005 Yeah, claw, but what about the OFFENSE!!!!! 792638[/snapback] If the Cowboys give up less points than the Texas Rangers pitching staff, then the Cowboys will be just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 25, 2005 Author Share Posted April 25, 2005 I'm very superstitious. Please tone it down before you f*ck everything up. 792630[/snapback] My favorite number is 13 and I just opened up an umbrella inside. Anything else I can help you with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 My favorite number is 13 and I just opened up an umbrella inside. Anything else I can help you with? 792673[/snapback] Be here for more than one sub .500 season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 What does Pope "Calls the Children" Hun have to do with the Cowboys? I hope the Doomsday is back though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 25, 2005 Author Share Posted April 25, 2005 What does Pope "Calls the Children" Hun have to do with the Cowboys? I hope the Doomsday is back though!! 792693[/snapback] God must be looking down on the Cowboys. He saw their Defense last year and made some changes in his staff, (Pope), and now the Cowboys are looking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 So what you're saying is Parcells is a Nazi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 25, 2005 Author Share Posted April 25, 2005 So what you're saying is Parcells is a Nazi? 792785[/snapback] He could be Hitler's brother as long as he wins a Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 The Texans are about to cut Aaron Glenn. Hello dallas defense! He would be a great nickel back. DOOMSDAY DEFENSE. AMERICA'S TEAM IS BACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Are you fishing? Just say Dallas will be undefeated and will sweep the Iggles this year and knock the over-rated Gibbs out of coaching to get 'em going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 The Texans are about to cut Aaron Glenn. Hello dallas defense! He would be a great nickel back. DOOMSDAY DEFENSE. AMERICA'S TEAM IS BACK 793946[/snapback] Do you have a younger brother, say from the New England area, who might be attached to a QBs nutsack, and who raves about his team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereAreMyRedShoes! Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Any dill Josh Gordon that has to talk about a pope's death in his "team's" thread is.... a dill Josh Gordon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vet Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Pope Benedict XVI is a huge Frankfurt Galaxy fan. He has the first pick in the Vatican FFL draft and rumor is he's looking at Ahmaad Galloway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Do you have a younger brother, say from the New England area, who might be attached to a QBs nutsack, and who raves about his team? 794124[/snapback] No, but he thinks every non-Cowboy not named Drew Bennett is vastly overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 No, but he thinks every non-Cowboy not named Drew Bennett is vastly overrated. 794786[/snapback] Is that so wrong?? If Drew Bennett were a Cowboy, I would die in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I love your unabashed Cowboy homer enthusiasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsterclaw Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Retro, I bow everytime I see your Avatar. Great coach. HELLO AARON GLENN. Hello Doomsday Defense. Hello NFC East title. Hello another crack pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 The only thing that I can agree on is for Parcells to keep his pants pulled up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereAreMyRedShoes! Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Doomsday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Yeah, claw, but what about the OFFENSE!!!!! 792638[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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