Will drunkenly add John David Booty to roster while shouting "Time to make a Booty call, Childress!".
Will add "Third toe left foot" to list of unreachable body parts.
Will get busted by wife flipping to Girls Next Door at commercial breaks.
Will watch cardiologist excitedly call broker before going over my test results.
Will get run out of convenience store after asking cashier if she wants to see my "Ocho Cinco".