Replacement Referee

He is protecting the league's most valuable commodity. You don't put your hands on a replacement ref. We are like the Cowboys in "Tombstone", before they got shot by William Munney.

I don't know how much clearer this can be. Look at this picture. I'm confidently calling the TD, while my cohort, who completely respect my authority, is pointing at me and saying, "Yep, my boys got it right. Touchdown." His other hand is pointing towards the crowd, as if to say, "Quiet !!! We are working here !" We are united, and we've got this. We got it right

Race has nothing to do with it, but, I'm actually an Ebony & Irony mix. rajncajn, should be racistcajun.

Why does everything have to be so difficult these days. There used to be this incredibly handsome guy, who was probably voted best looking in his high school. He used to tell me who to play, and then he would stare at the camera and flip a deck of cards at me. He spoke to me, and I trusted him. He also looked like he could probably bench press more than most of the lineman in his high school. So brilliant. So misunderstood. So missed.

This is awkward.

This will probably be my last chance to post before I start preparing for tomorrow night's game. WDIS ? Greg Little or Torrey Smith. Thanks in advance.

Ah, but, I bet you didn't realize that as his knees curled up, one of them made contact with the ball. One hand + One knee over-rules two hands every single time. Please leave this to the professionals.

Brett Favre has to be jealous at the attention that I am getting. #Trending #Popular

First off, his breath stinks, and I wasn't interested in a conference. He was waving his hands above his head, which to anyone who is an official knows, is to indicate that he agrees 100% with my great call. Also, I couldn't look him in the eyes, because he suffers from the handicap of being cross-eyed, and he is very self conscious about it. I hope you feel bad now !!! I called the TD, as by my view it was a simultaneous catch by 5 players. Jennings and Tate were actually touching it, but, 3 other players could see that Jennings and Tate were touching it, so, by rule, as far as I remember, that constitutes simultaneous possession. Just so you know, Mr. Smartypants, 3 of the guys with possession were from the Packers, but, as we all know, if it is possessed by an odd number of players for any given team, you must subtract by 2. Therefore, it was correctly ruled a TD for Seattle by me, and there is clearly no need to pay those old referees. We've got this.

Welcome to the club.

That isn't funny.

Flawless !!!! Not many would have even known that having one hand touching the ball equals simultaneous possession. However, as the NFL confirmed, we were right. As usual.

What exactly do you mean "real officials" ??? You'll miss me when I'm gone.

Your words and actions will never hurt me.

Questioning my authority. 13 yard penalty, loss of quarterback.