I'm sure I'll miss a few here, but basically the Seahawks enter Week 1 with:
Branch out
Engrahm out
Heller out
Locklear out
O-lineman was begged to return from retirement
We let Josh Clutch-boy Brown walk to a division rival
Rookie TE
Rocky and Babinoux (sp) suspended
Julius F'n Jones backing up a back-up
And Hass getting a shot in his back before the game just so he could play?
And so we lose: the game, our only veteran WR (and the only bright spot on special teams left), our starting RB, our Right Tackle, and our punter?
So we decide to make roster room for a veteran WR by dumping Kent and Forsett, leaving us TJ F*** a Duckett and Orange Rotten-Egg Julius as our only rostered RB's, Courtney Taylor and some Redskin hopeful at WR, our back up QB as punt returner and a buldging disc for QB1 ?
Is Bennett involved in this somehow?
I did read in the paper today that we are a 9 point favorite to the 49ers. What was it Zorn said after Thursday's game? "Just trying to see the glass half full. Actually I'm not sure there's any water in the glass."
Somehow, we'll still finish on top of the NFC West. Maybe we'll play Romo in round 1. Is he still dating that ugly chick?