haywood Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I am determined to have the best name in my league this year. I'm just wondering what are some of the best team names you guys have seen before? I know this has been discussed before, but if you could refresh my memory I'd appreciate it. Otherwise if you have a link, that's cool too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Men In Tights Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Men In Tights is the best ever. You could also use some of my other favorites: Long-Tailed Tit Mice Giraffe Spots Harry Ass Cracks Cinnamon Rings Screamin' Coonasses (was a huddler at one time) Gomer's Pyle (another huddler uses this in a BOTH league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 KidneyT I T s its another way to say lovehandles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Men With Leather Balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Vandelay Industries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) A guy in my local has the Woolly Knuckles edited to add: AND that's his teams name... Edited August 16, 2005 by Bonehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 There is an appendix in the book "Committed" by msaint that has a great list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackerFanX Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Some interesting ones I've seen: Leatherballs C*m Dumpster Screaming Rhino Pillow Biters Lansing Boils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooknladder Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A great man once suggested the best I've ever heard...-Momo Fektards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Fast Cliffy and the C0ckblockers Ice cream headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 One that I proposed earlier this season... Sandy Duncan's Mythical Glass Eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 with your user name, you should just be called The Jablowmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredGSanford Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Fredskins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote Quimby2 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The last time this came up someone suggested Neverland Ranch Hands. Made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The last time this came up someone suggested Neverland Ranch Hands. Made me laugh. 930598[/snapback] I resemble that remark. Also Dairy Queen Bullies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Jesus Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Amish Mafia Day Old Sushi Victorious Secret Weapons of Ass Destruction Short Bus Morning Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budlitebrad Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 William Zabka Fanclub is my own personal favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Some old team names from the past in one of my leagues. Viagra Falls 3-Toed Thundersloths Big Daddy Longleg 2 Knuckles Deep No Means Yes 10-Gallon Trojans Perky Lung Warts The Neverland Ranch All American Ass Blast Full Blown Aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vatican Hitsquad Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 My favorite from this list so far: Sandy Duncan's Mythical Glass Eye My list of faves outrside here: The Vatican Hitsquad (well, of course I would list it!) St. James Gate 1749ers Beyond the Pale The Fighting Amish (no relation to the Amish Mafia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Screamin' Coonasses (was a huddler at one time) 930340[/snapback] A former rajncajn alias. (Alias account is now HairyBunz.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cclevine1025 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Some old team names from the past in one of my leagues. Viagra Falls 3-Toed Thundersloths Big Daddy Longleg 2 Knuckles Deep No Means Yes 10-Gallon Trojans Perky Lung Warts The Neverland Ranch All American Ass Blast Full Blown Aids I can't believe you left out Bouncing Sweater Puppets! Of course, I have to add this one to the list: Multiple Scorgasms If memory serves me well, weren't the Scorgasms last year's league champs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Atomic Kittenfarts was my favorite football name. My basketball team was the 9 Inch Limps. My buddy wanted to name his team "Herpes Is Love"... I have no idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pburgraider Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Have a couple funny ones in my league.... The Ligers The Super Big Gulps Mo'town Couch Burners (as in morgantown, WV) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Fredskins 930596[/snapback] Some call me Lamont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Multiple Scorgasms If memory serves me well, weren't the Scorgasms last year's league champs? 930706[/snapback] Why don't you crawl back under your rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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