Oh, you have me laughing now

I should just kick the soapbox out now. The only time anyone ever would want to make a trade is if they thought they were getting the upper hand. It is all about perspective and what that person values. I didn't think my offers were crazy, but sure I thought they favored my position, otherwise I wouldn't offer. I ask to see how interested anyone else is in trading and seeing if we can get to something reasonable.
It is kind of like walking into a car dealership. I would never buy a car with "fixed" or "fair" pricing. I LOVE TO NEGOTIATE!!!! That is the joy in it. Otherwise, everyone would be equal in this world!
Hey, I think I got on the soapbox?