So I'm looking at how my assless chaps match up against wiegie's venerable squeegies...

And I notice that he's 0-3 despite being 3rd in the league in scoring.

And I look at his roster and match it up against mine:
QB
Bulger v Culpepper - obviously the Giants are a better matchup than the formidable Falcs, but both games should be relatively high-scoring so I'll call it a push, maybe a slight edge to Pep because he can run

RB
Barlow/Shipp v Alexander/Dillon - Dillon doesn't worry me too awful much vs SD, and one can reasonably hope Alexander blew his wad last week; even if you grant that, they're STILL better than Barlow/Shipp - big edge to wiegie, possibly HUGE if my guys either crap out or one/both of wiegie's put up the #s they're capable of

WR/TE
Here it's my turn - I like CJ/K Curtis/Gates MUCH better than Calico/Lelie/Cooley; considering I've got two primary WRs in favorable matchups - CJ's #s might be down because Cinci figures to go up big on Hou early, but Gates should exploit NE's battered D and Curtis will get plenty of gravy if NY/StL is high scoring - much better than the weak #2 WRs and scrub TE wiegie has. Be very surprised if this isn't a big edge to me.

D/K - wiegie rides the bean train with Vin/NE, I have Rackers/Den. I'd call it a push. Den/Jax should be a bit more low-scoring than NE/SD, and SF/Az in Mexico could be a shootout (or it could be a heinous display of poor football) so Rackers should get his.

Figuring RBs are the gold of the fantasy world, wiegie probably wins a fairly close one; best hope is my receiving advantage balances his rushing advantage.

Either way, wiegie still molests collies.

Up for another sigline bet?

Always.

Looks like Bulger's HUGE game is going to be the difference; Alexander/Dillon were decent but not unbeatable.

Unless Shipp and Barlow run f'ckin' nuts tonight, looks like I'm sporting whatever form of torment wiegie can come up with for the next week.

Thanks to the mighty leg of THE RACK, I at least made wiegie sweat before going down 83.7 - 82.7.

wiegie escaped this time.

Here you go

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