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Chavez
The battle for the wildcard - wildcard tiebreakers are League Record, Points For, Points Against.

All have an 8-5 record, and a mere 25 points separate the top scorer (High Score, natch) from hind teat (the Chaps). Chaps play Hits, so the winner of that game will have knocked the other out of the race, but then that team has to count on wiegie's turd-like conglomeration to pull off an upset - or more likely, hope that High Score registers a low point total in a win.

Division winners of Los Gigantes, Zabka Fan Club, and Grave Diggerz (who have improbably made a respectable champ for the Brasi Division) are locked in.

So anyways, High Score and Hired Hits, ya suck donkey nuts!
DO Jaded
QUOTE(Chavez @ 12/5/05 10:26pm)
The battle for the wildcard - wildcard tiebreakers are  League Record, Points For, Points Against.

All have an 8-5 record, and a mere 25 points separate the top scorer (High Score, natch) from hind teat (the Chaps). Chaps play Hits, so the winner of that game will have knocked the other out of the race, but then that team has to count on wiegie's turd-like conglomeration to pull off an upset - or more likely, hope that High Score registers a low point total in a win.

Division winners of Los Gigantes, Zabka Fan Club, and Grave Diggerz (who have improbably made a respectable champ for the Brasi Division) are locked in.

So anyways, High Score and Hired Hits, ya suck donkey nuts!
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Hey, that was never proven. Never. With Manning coasting now, I'm in trouble.
Chavez
Aw, crap, I forgot Hired Hits was Greg's team.

Look for them to somehow, against all odds, "squeak in" to the playoffs. After all, what's a mob-themed fantasy league without a little commissioner corruption? Lucky mofo doesn't even need to throw a BRIBE down. It ain't fair. shades.gif
DO Jaded
QUOTE(Chavez @ 12/7/05 6:52pm)
Aw, crap, I forgot Hired Hits was Greg's team.

Look for them to somehow, against all odds, "squeak in" to the playoffs. After all, what's a mob-themed fantasy league without a little commissioner corruption? Lucky mofo doesn't even need to throw a BRIBE down. It ain't fair.  shades.gif
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And yet another unproven accusation! whistle.gif
Like the big jolly elf, I'm making a list. Only mines not for gifts. whack.gif
You got nothin' on me I tell ya, nothin'.
Chavez
QUOTE(DO Jaded @ 12/8/05 9:26am)
And yet another unproven accusation!  whistle.gif
Like the big jolly elf, I'm making a list.  Only mines not for gifts.  whack.gif
  You got nothin' on me I tell ya, nothin'.
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Oh, I got somethin' on ya; my main problem right now is I got nothin' at RB1 or 2.... crybaby.gif
Chavez
Nice week for you from Rudi and Caddy....


...not so nice for me from Droughns and Parker... crybaby.gif ...wait'll next year again, I guess.
DO Jaded
QUOTE(Chavez @ 12/11/05 2:36pm)
Nice week for you from Rudi and Caddy....
...not so nice for me from Droughns and Parker...  crybaby.gif ...wait'll next year again, I guess.
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Is that your concession speech? biggrin.gif
DO Jaded
Now it's up to Paul to see if he can outscore me by 11. g-thinking.gif
paulzale
If I figured this out correctly, I need 15.5 points from Crumpler on Monday night and I am in.....
DO Jaded
QUOTE(paulzale @ 12/11/05 7:59pm)
If I figured this out correctly, I need 15.5 points from Crumpler on Monday night and I am in.....
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That's not good. blink.gif
Crumpler needs 17 to keep me out of the playoffs in another league. I think I'm gonna hate MNF this week.
paulzale
Well, I am pretty much eliminated in my other league unless Crumpler can get 42! So the only hope of playoffs is here with the wildcard! I can't watch

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DO Jaded
Nothing at halftime. clap.gif
DO Jaded
Game over. It was looking bad for me in the fourth. g-bow.gif
Held on for the WC. Sorry Paul.
paulzale
Season is under protest! League Commisioner cheated! g-bash.gif

Nice tight race, g-bash.gif

Good luck in the playoffs....
Chavez
Good luck, DO; do us wild-card bottom-feeder types proud!
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