The bacon defense......I hear ya!
You know......I think there are some nasty nitrate issues in bacon that cause neurons to short out in your brain....honest.
I once got to take an exam over in college....the prof asked me how I did when I handed it in and I told him, "There must have been something in that Chinese Food last night....I'm in a fog." Now...I was just going to take my lumps and learn from it, but he immediately concurred.....MSG.....and he told me to meet him in his office the next day and take the test over.

Are you kidding me? I got an A......LOL.
Would you like a do over Z?

We don't even get to play each other in DW2....you'd trounce me over there.
On paper......I thought you'd tag me.....but there's no accounting for Housh and KJ blowing up in the same week......it's not likely to happen again either. Nice match hun!