2006-2007

Popeye - Baltimore Ravens
Menudo - Pittsburgh Steelers
rbmcdonald - Houston Texans
alchico - Tennessee Titans
theohiostate - Denver Broncos
zooty - Philidelphia Eagles
Jumpin Johnies - Carolina Panthers
Twiley - St. Louis Rams
Bonehand - Seattle Seahawks
Wizards - Atlanta Falcons
slingblade - Tampa Bay Buccaneers


2007-2008

T_Bone65 - Baltimore Ravens
joethin - Jacksonville Jaguars
cre8tiff - Kansas City Chiefs
BYoder - Houston Texans
Youre Going Down - San Diego Chargers
Ralph Furley - Chicago Bears
_HAUSE_ - Buffalo Bills
NSab - Philadelphia Eagles
Jolly Rodgers - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Brewer - New York Jets
TheGrunt- SanFransisco 49'ers
thecerwin - St. Louis Rams
kerwin8 - Atlanta Falcons

2008-2009

Savage Beatings - Minnesota Vikings
LooGie - Carolina Panthers
Doc Holiday - Detroit Lions
Hugh B Tool - Oakland Raiders
Piranha - Buffalo Bills

I love this post. Hilarious.

A Pirate's Epitaph

Looking towards the seas, I grasped always the wheel
Not worrying ahead, of our bitter rationed meal
Looking at the sea, uncovering its hidden veil
I knew not fear! I knew that I would not fail!
With a crew so strong, a soul not tattered
The invincible we were, a crew not scattered
The moon as our guiding light
During the most perilous treks in the night
Sailing the seven treacherous seas
At our own vigorous pulsating please
Taking hand in hand, with our swords in our sheath
Laughing at the reaper, who we dance our own dance of death.
The journey we seek, is not something you would suspect
It is also something you could not easily forget
We are who we are! Without a bloody doubt!
We are Pirates! We give with a vainglorious shout!