I had to rush up to Maine this past weekend to take care of some family stuff. And I didn't get a chance to organize my team prior to the departure (my parents don't have a computer - so I was SOL when I got there) and I wanted to apologize for the league autopick of my team.

I have already flogged myself and stabbed myself with a broken beer bottle, so barring any further catastrophies this won't happen again.

Try slitting your throat. It helps.

I promise to do better next time...

Where in Maine do your parents live?

Outside of Bangor. In a little hole called Kenduskeag. As a side note my folks just got caller ID - so no more prank calls.

I see, I went to school in Orono so I know the area a bit.