Looks like all the games are decided if I presume FWP scores 2 or more points tonight.
Canes (9-3) will be the 1 seed unless he loses next week while Pass the Sauce (8-4) wins. Pass the Sauce has H2H over Canes. At worst Canes will be the 2 seed.
Pass the Sauce (8-4) need only win his division to clinch the 2 seed and could actually take the 1 seed with a win and a loss by Canes. However if he slips up and loses next week to the Dawgs while Red Eye Growler (7-3) wins, then Growler will win the division based on total points and Growler will be the 2 seed, Pass the Sauce the 5 seed.
REZ (6-6) will win his division given that FWP scores 2+ points tonight allowing Mega-Hurtz to defeat the Bastards. REZ has a significant enough total points lead over Mega-Hurtz and a 1 game lead. REZ has H2H over the Kickers but not over Rhino.
Kickers (6-6) will win the division if they defeat Heavy Artillery next week. If Kickers lose and Rhinos lose then there would be a 3-way tie in the division and Kickers will win the total points tie-breaker (per the rules division record is not a tie-breaker). Rhino can only win the division if they defeat Canes while the Sharks lose to Heavy Artillary. Neither the Kickers nor Rhinos can make the playoffs as a wild card. If the Kickers don't win the division then they are 6-7 and out. If Rhinos wins his game but loses the division (because the Kickers won their game) then the winner of the Niners-Sharks game will have H2H advantage.
At 7-6, the winner of the Niners-Sharks game will be the wild card from Conference 1 (owning H2H over Rhinos).
The loser of Division 4 (Growler or Pass the Sauce) will be the wild card from Conference 2. If Pass the Sauce is the wild card they will be the 5th seed. If Growler is the wild card he has H2H over the Sharks but not over the Niners.
So your playoff teams are
9-3 Canes (1 or 2 seed)
8-4 Pass the Sauce (1, 2 or 5 seed)
6-6 REZ (3 or 4 seed)
6-6 Barefooted Kickers or Rhino (3 or 4 seed)
7-5 Red Eye Growler (2, 5 or 6 seed)
6-6 East Coast Niners or Carolina Sharks (5 or 6 seed)
