Being 6 and 6 with the third highest points and 3 high scores of the week, I did a lot of whining to myself about how unlucky I was to get the matchups that I did. Then looked at teams like the Crazoids and thought if he had anybody else's schedule, would he be 0 and 12. Then I looked at teams like the Seductive Nuns and Winged Carnage thinking that these guys are the luckiest SOBs on the planet, and how would they fair if they had my schedule. Of course, I hear Craven's whining as he over-coaches his time, thinking that he is lucky to 5 and 7, and could have very well have met with the fate the poor old Crazoids have met. So what I decided to do was put together an in depth analysis on a spreadsheet, all else being equal, what would my record be if I had another team's record. I did it with everybody and every schedule. So without further ado, here are my results:
If -----------------------------The Fighting Stogies---Strike Fighters---Demented Crazoids---Colonel Colvill's Spartans
traded schedules with-----Win Loss Tie-----------Win Loss Tie-----Win Loss Tie------------Win Loss Tie
The Fighting Stogies--------6-----6-----0--------------7-----5-----0---------3-----9-----0----------------9-----3
Strike Fighters----------------5-----6-----1---------------6-----6-----0--------3-----9---------------------10-----2
Demented Crazoids----------6-----6---------------------5-----7---------------0-----12----0---------------8-----4
Colonel Colvill's Spartans---7-----5--------------------5-----7--------------3-----9-----------------------9-----3-----0
Worst Pain Ever--------------9-----3--------------------4-----8---------------4-----8-----------------------9-----3
Seductive Nuns---------------7-----3-----2-------------7-----5---------------5-----6------1--------------10-----2
Fantasy Jihad-----------------7-----5--------------------7-----5--------------4-----8----------------------9-----3
Smoot Gump-------------------8-----4--------------------7-----5---------------3-----9----------------------9-----3
Donkey Hater------------------8-----4--------------------6-----6--------------4-----8----------------------8-----3-----1
Winged Carnage--------------9-----3--------------------6-----6---------------5-----7--------------------10-----1-----1
Calcutta Clippers--------------9-------3------------------8-----2-----2---------5-------7--------------------10------2
Grizzlies------------------------8-------4---------------------7------5--------------3-------8-----1-------------11------1
If ----------------------------Worst Pain Ever---Seductive Nuns---Fantasy Jihad---Smoot Gump
traded schedules with ---Win Loss Tie-------Win Loss Tie------Win Loss Tie-----Win Loss Tie
The Fighting Stogies--------4-----8---------------4----8--------------5-----7------------ 6-----6
Strike Fighters---------------4-----8---------------4----8--------------4-----8-------------7-----5
Demented Crazoids---------3-----9---------------2----10-------------5-----7-------------6-----6
Colonel Colvill's Spartans---3-----9---------------4----8--------------6-----6-------------8-----4
Worst Pain Ever--------------4-----8-----0--------5----7---------------5-----7-------------8-----4
Seductive Nuns--------------5-----7---------------7----5-----0--------7-----5------------10-----2
Fantasy Jihad----------------5-----7---------------6----6---------------6-----6----0--------6-----6
Smoot Gump------------------4-----8---------------4----8---------------6-----6-------------8-----4-----0
Donkey Hater-----------------6-----6---------------7----5---------------6-----6-------------6-----4-----2
Winged Carnage-------------6-----6---------------6----6---------------8-----4------------10-----2
Calcutta Clippers-------------5-----7---------------8----3-----1---------7-----5-------------9-----3
Grizzlies-----------------------5-----6-----1--------4-----8---------------5-----6-----1------8-----4
If------------------------------Donkey Hater ---Winged Carnage---Calcutta Clippers---Grizzlies
traded schedules with------Win Loss Tie---Win Loss Tie--------Win Loss Tie--------Win Loss Tie
The Fighting Stogies----------6-----6-----------5-----7---------------3-----9----------------3-----8-----1
Strike Fighters-----------------7-----5-----------4-----8---------------2-----10---------------5-----7
Demented Crazoids-----------4-----7-----1-----3-----9---------------3-----9----------------4-----8
Colonel Colvill's Spartans-----7-----5-----------4-----8---------------4-----7-----1----------4-----8
Worst Pain Ever----------------9-----3-----------5-----5-----2---------5-----7----------------5-----7
Seductive Nuns---------------10-----2-----------8-----4---------------6-----6----------------8-----4
Fantasy Jihad------------------5-----7-----------2-----9-----1---------3-----9----------------6-----5-----1
Smoot Gump-------------------7-----5-----------5-----7----------------2-----10---------------5-----7
Donkey Hater------------------6-----6-----0-----6-----6----------------4-----8----------------7-----5
Winged Carnage--------------6-----6-----------9-----3-----0----------5-----7-----------------6-----6
Calcutta Clippers--------------7-----5-----------8-----4-----------------5-----7-----0----------8-----4
Grizzlies------------------------8-----4-----------7-----5-----------------5-----7----------------6-----6-----0
If my team had another team's schedule my record would be:
----------------------------------Better---Worse---The Same
The Fighting Stogies-------------9----------1----------1
Strike Fighters--------------------6----------3----------2
Demented Crazoids-------------11----------0----------0
Colonel Colvill's Spartans--------5----------2-----------4
Worst Pain Ever-------------------6----------2----------3
Seductive Nuns-------------------1----------8----------2
Fantasy Jihad---------------------3----------5----------3
Smoot Gump-----------------------3----------5----------3
Donkey Hater----------------------7-----------2----------2
Winged Carnage------------------0----------11----------0
Calcutta Clippers------------------1----------7----------3
Grizzlies----------------------------3----------6----------2
If another team had my team's schedule their record would be:
----------------------------------Better---Worse---The Same
The Fighting Stogies-------------2----------6----------3
Strike Fighters--------------------3----------7----------1
Demented Crazoids--------------0----------10----------1
Colonel Colvill's Spartans--------3----------6----------2
Worst Pain Ever-------------------3----------5----------3
Seductive Nuns------------------10----------1----------0
Fantasy Jihad---------------------5----------5----------1
Smoot Gump----------------------4----------4----------3
Donkey Hater---------------------4----------4----------3
Winged Carnage-----------------6----------1----------4
Calcutta Clippers----------------10----------1----------0
Grizzlies---------------------------6----------2----------3
What this analysis tells me that the Walleye division was tough and the Mosquito had an easier time.
While it looks like was drunk in posting it, it was a bear to make it look half way understandable