If you have not already told me ...

Thanks!

Due to a toe-tapping incident in the Minneapolis airport toilets, I'm not going to participate in your little game any more.

I will use my experience and knowledge of the inner-workings of the system to begin a watchdog group that makes public folly of all your faults and grandiosities.

This makes me sad.

You can count me in.

Like I already notified Beaumont of, I won't be returning next season. It's a futile effort to "cut down" leagues, and I need to start paying more attention to my dynasty teams (and my wife). GvE has been fun, but unfortunately it's first on the chopping block.

Have a terrific holiday season and best of luck next year.

As I am sure you all noticed, I have been far too busy to be a good owner in my leagues. If you find someone to replace me, I will happily bow out.

Build up that alternate list. I may not be able to come back next year. Dr says if I play any more ff, I could develop a rash.

I'll be bowing out. Just don't have the thrill out of fantasy football I used to. I've burned out and lost the desire after almost 20 years of it. Been a pleasure, everyone, and I wish you all nothing but the best.

That is a beautiful retirement speech...






















you fucking loser.


























Anybody want a dynasty team....

Thanks for letting me know Tim ...

Atomic, let me know as soon as you are sure. I will find replacements closer to the draft.

I'll be back.

I can't quit you.

In

Wow, buncha quitters.

This is the easiest league of all to be in d00sh breaths.

Back in late 2007 I accepted a slot in this league. Well, I meant it so I'm here to collect. Hand over my slot.

Handed.

Still in.

Still in. Can't wait to draft.

Sweet, more old dudes to knock around.

I was coming in here to quit but you talked me out of it.