Asked the girlfriend to marry me this weekend and she said yes. Don't worry SN, she isn't Joan Jett, so you've still got a chance!

Hey, that's great! Congrats!

She said yes?!?!?!?

Wow I guess Barnum was right... a sucker born every minute.

Congratulations brother!!!

Well, actually, she just nodded her head up and down and cried alot. That meant yes, right?

Or she's trying to get the mace out of her eyes.

Congratulations!

So she's into waterboarding, eh?

And thanks for leaving Joan for me.

Congrats General. A sucker every minute is asking for too much ain't it? Even Clinton don't get it that much.