Okay, barring an objection from the peanut gallery, the worst to first list from our REGULAR 2007 fantasy season would place us as follows:
1. Yo Mama (after what was easily my worst season ever, in any league, I bow my head in shame)
2. General Itals (who probably just thought I needed some company down in the cellar, but wouldn't let me beat him in the 2007 toilet bowl)
3. Piranhas (who I CRUSHED last year in Week 7, 132 to 67, in what amounted to one of my few victories from last year. Thanks, man)
4. Piratesownninjas (who's stepping - sashaying, really - in the light loafers recently vacated by Rex and The Passion)
5. Hat Trick aka Dirty Dawgs (who, despite a mediocre regular season, made it to the Super Bowl in his first year, with a rebuilt team: nice job!)
6. Perch aka Fighting Fish (our two-time champ and the league's undisputed heavy weight with a spectacular set of keepers this year. The man to beat.)
7. Bill Swerski aka Ditka's Sausages (nice job making it to the semi last year, my man. How happy are you that you made that Addai trade?)
8. Flypaste aka Jerk's From No Where (thanks for helping to keep things nice and organized these last few weeks. I really appreciate you stepping up.)
9. Jelap (lovin' your keepers!)
10. Brewer aka Drunken Nameths (where are you hiding?!?!?)
11. DaFreaks (Nice 8-5 season, and our 2007 regular season points leader!)
12. Ralph Furley aka (who is cursed with the last pick, but ended the regular season with the league's best 9-4 record, not to mention some nice keepers for a rebuilt team)
Look the list over, then let me know if you have any questions, comments, corrections, etc. We'll start picking draft order in the next couple days after we get a draft date nailed down.
