Our rules state that the Division assignment should be random so here is what I've done. Each team is given a number between 1 and 12 (just to make it easy on myself I've used the 2008 Draft Order as a number assignment for each team). That order is as follows:

1) Demented Crazoids
2) Worst Pain Ever
3) Calcutta Clippers
4) Fantasy Jihad
5) The Fighting Stogies
6) Donkey Hater
7) Grizzlies
8) Strike Fighters
9) Winged Carnage
10) Colonel Colvill's Spartans
11) Smoot Gump
12) Seductive Nuns

Then I went to http://dice.evildm.net/index.php and asked for 12 random rolls of 20 dice with 1,000 sides per die. Here are the results...

QUOTE
Results of your rolls
Roll #1 (20d1000): 526, 693, 538, 130, 951, 529, 718, 303, 202, 205, 345, 308, 219, 575, 566, 1000, 810, 218, 14, 826 = 9676
Roll #2 (20d1000): 195, 984, 873, 359, 798, 570, 615, 104, 943, 774, 115, 511, 414, 854, 69, 620, 169, 871, 65, 706 = 10609
Roll #3 (20d1000): 976, 991, 641, 942, 942, 668, 994, 831, 234, 168, 613, 978, 563, 388, 840, 289, 667, 66, 724, 406 = 12921
Roll #4 (20d1000): 885, 952, 476, 964, 352, 632, 316, 522, 690, 911, 688, 539, 117, 761, 136, 510, 778, 717, 121, 943 = 12010
Roll #5 (20d1000): 191, 777, 751, 753, 571, 200, 724, 709, 266, 752, 632, 536, 824, 591, 367, 90, 288, 219, 55, 717 = 10013
Roll #6 (20d1000): 128, 207, 602, 275, 56, 36, 197, 357, 457, 645, 655, 572, 370, 141, 422, 750, 479, 599, 752, 674 = 8374
Roll #7 (20d1000): 214, 899, 948, 552, 262, 836, 679, 582, 346, 192, 320, 467, 66, 407, 192, 683, 622, 620, 575, 564 = 10026
Roll #8 (20d1000): 848, 783, 40, 20, 335, 521, 625, 916, 885, 633, 677, 725, 431, 999, 174, 296, 544, 438, 909, 687 = 11486
Roll #9 (20d1000): 175, 177, 698, 908, 844, 314, 42, 364, 611, 490, 554, 131, 760, 62, 373, 375, 494, 954, 293, 257 = 8876
Roll #10 (20d1000): 757, 763, 377, 116, 668, 214, 45, 293, 807, 119, 480, 132, 228, 773, 777, 464, 320, 747, 866, 606 = 9552
Roll #11 (20d1000): 845, 531, 293, 718, 15, 266, 794, 650, 57, 495, 840, 257, 745, 579, 175, 948, 858, 996, 992, 230 = 11284
Roll #12 (20d1000): 757, 706, 301, 676, 865, 210, 34, 415, 986, 802, 663, 401, 942, 778, 842, 5, 543, 873, 663, 902 = 12364



So, team #1 corresponds with roll #1; and team #2 corresponds with roll #2, etc.

Then taking the totals from those 12 rolls, the four lowest totals will be in the Walleye Division; the middle four totals will be in the Loon Division; and the highest four totals will be in the Mosquito Division. The groupings look like this:

Team #6/Roll #6 - 8374
Team #9/Roll #9 - 8876
Team #10/Roll #10 - 9552
Team #1/Roll #1 - 9676

Team #5/Roll #5 - 10013
Team #7/Roll #7 - 10026
Team #2/Roll #2 - 10609
Team #11/Roll #11 - 11284

Team #8/Roll #8 - 11486
Team #4/Roll #4 - 12010
Team #12/Roll #12 - 12364
Team #3/Roll #3 - 12921

Giving us the following 2008 UFF-DA Divisions...

Walleye
Donkey Hater
Winged Carnage
Colonel Colvill's Spartans
Demented Crazoids

Loon
Fighting Stogies
Grizzlies
Worst Pain Ever
Smoot Gump

Mosquito
Strike Fighters
Fantasy Jihad
Seductive Nuns
Calcutta Clippers


Let me know if you have any questions or see any problems in the way that this was done.