So what the when I wore my first dress is his deal?

I don't think the quitter comes in here anymore.

That was my obtuse way of asking why he quit.

Did he get his cack stuck in the tailpipe of his Corvette?

Burned out of all my leagues. Keeping my home league. I may come back in a limited basis, if I don't have another f'n heart attack.

when you say "limited basis", does that mean you will suck even more than before?

Hey dumbass...by limited, I meant limited intelligence and fantasy skill. Gawd danged league full of pot smoking hippies.