ATTN: Namers!
It is with something approaching giddiness that I perused your starting lineup this week! It isn’t every year that you are handed an absolute gimme cupcake to kick off the season! The pain you will receive as I curb-stomp the house of cards you call a roster will be legendary, spoken of years from now by league annalists as a horror story for newbies who join the ECB!

But worst of all is the fact that you absolutely DESERVE this forthcoming beating, for the utter lack of FF heart you displayed by smugly refusing to draft Seahawk public enemy #1 Roethlisberger, yet populating your roster with 2nd tier divisional rivals of your own beloved hometown 11! Niners and Cards as far as the eye can see, for shame! For this affront alone, It will be a pleasure to employ Big Ben in your storied destruction!

Fortunately, you wont need to wait long for your punishment, as it will only be a few short hours until Eli starts to fall apart in front of your very eyes. Assume the position, WUTN, The Reprobates are coming with blood in their eyes!

It starts.

Ahhhhhhhhh..... Now, let the season begin!

Fixed.

I was out and about all day Thursday, but managed to get Anderson in for Eli from the blackberry.

Countdown until your team equals the score of the two players I had going in the morning started yet? You're within 10, I think.

gonna need to get SOMETHING from boldin here

Whaaaa? Is that even English?

I'll remember English once I get the memory of the 'hawks game out of my mind

I should have left K. Smith in the lineup.

Any chance Minny throws the shutout? Or only gives up 2 TDs and no FGs?

I don't want to say anything. I'm am afraid of the juju.

I want a redraft.

I've already lost like 25% of my drafted starting lineup to injury.

Brady - on IR, and Kevin Curtis getting a preseason hernia.

Oh well, time to work the wire, and the phones to see what I can do.

-DD21

Congrats on the win Bob. Now I just need Mason to score another 5 so I win in another league. Need a total of 10 there.

Enough to beat me here, not enough for me to win there. That blocked FG at the end of the half cost me.

It sucks to be squeezed like that.