Ok I think I have this figured out. I am the Dash 4 fantasy football version of the Madden video game cover.
Everyone I pick sucks or gets hurt every single stinkin year.
Brady and Burleson out for the year. Javon Walker out for who knows. Drew Bennett out for a month.
Next year I am picking all the stars from the teams I really dont like.

I have come to love the few days that fall between the draft and the first game of the season in this league. It is during those days that I look at my roster and think, "This is the year." After opening day, the cold reality that is Dash-4 settles about me. In 9 previous years, I've made the playoffs once in this league. This league is my krytonite.

And the saddest thing, I think I'll win next week.

Miraclewip = Texas Terminators. Got it.
I still have no clue who I'm playing each week...

Roland is Roland easy enough.

Who are you?

I've got my screen name in parentheses after my team name

How and where did u get ur team name?

You just need to notice the GIANT link between my screen name and team name.

My team name comes from a headline from a USA Today article. I twisted it into what it is now.

My team name comes from Phat Bear. I know how some of the name was developed, but I not all of it. When I first read it, it sung clear and strong in my soul.