OK, so it's a little early for Festivus, but I have to air some grievances nonetheless.

- how come I'm smart enough to draft Chris Johnson, but dumb enough that I only start him in games where he does little?
- how come every DF/ST I seem to play against in FF is facing the Lions every week?
- how come I'm smart enough to sit Edge for D. Williams, but dumb enough to play A. Gonzalez over Edge?
- how come I'm smart enough to grab Breaston off the WW, but dumb enough to sit him for A. Gonzalez?
- how come everybody on the Bills seems to know where the EZ is lately (even Losman!) except for Lynch?
- how come I end up with Welker as my WR3 all over the place, but only in non-PPR leagues?
- how come TO only has big games when I don't really need the points, and is a total no-show on weeks where all I need is 4/40 for a win in FF?
- how come I have I. Bruce in my lineup all week long, then am dumb enough pull him at the last minute for A. Gonzalez?
- how the frack can I be the highest scoring team in my local league, and be 2-2 - both losses coming on days where I scored the 2nd highest total for the week, but happened to play the team that scored the most for the week?

That is all. Carry on.

Actually, I feel better already, just for having taken the time to type it out. Gawd, I love this game.

How come I only ever got to draft LT when Norv Turner had taken over the Chargers?

How come I have the only WR starting who had a punt return TD....but it didn't count in here?

It did....for the Philly D/ST.

Oh holy crap!!
NOT AGAIN!!!!!

I'm not going to get credit for that Bush punt return TD.....am I.

This frikken game.....guess I won't get THAT one either.

Reggie better get 41 "conventional yards" here in the next 11:30 left in this game....or there IS NO FF GOD.

How come I drafted SJax over Portis? Oh wait, I didn't want Portis in every league since I never had a pick earlier than 1.08 in any draft this year.

Bush was definetly on pace to beat me at halftime. I lucked out in a few and got screwed in a few this week for sure. I'll go out on a limb and say that any win with this team of mine is a lucky win this year.

This is where McCain got the idea.