A newbie learns the highs and lows of Heffa Fantasy Football. Stormchasers, holder of the highest weekly total, and in first place for total points after 4 weeks, is sent out to sea in week 5. With no QB, and stud WR Boldin out, Storm only managed 40 points, to lose by ONE to Rhino, who used Andre Hall's (who?) 2 points in a no WR lineup (two TEs) to sqeeze out 41 and safety.

Meanwhile, kupcho1 rode DeAngelo Williams' 3 TDs to a new Weekly High-score, 114, adding insult to Stormchasers dismissal from the Island.

And now there are 13.