With pirates having a short life span and all, I didn't knwo any were as old as Kurt Warner. Or his life partner for that matter. A bet it is, lil' buddy, I can always use having my crapper cleaned.
And as for the drinkin', its always such a small window for me. One moment, I sober as a judge, the next I'm face down on the deck. I really gotta learn to pace myself.

Wonder how I can get ahold of some of Puddy's pirate grog?