CEO & Beach, I love you guys, but the time has come...

CEO & Beach are scared poopyle$$, neither wants to say anything because they're worried about "the jinx."

I feel like Dexter and CEO is Miguel Prado, come and get it mister DA!

Congrats on your win, NJ.

Knock 'em dead!

Pengy,

You really prepared for this weekend against the Barefooted Allstars?

Warner, Kurt ARI QB vs Vikings Sun 4:05 p.m. ET
Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET
Turner, Michael ATL RB vs Buccaneers Sun 1:00 p.m. ET
Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET
Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR vs Vikings Sun 4:05 p.m. ET
Moss, Randy NEP WR at Raiders Sun 4:15 p.m. ET
Bryant, Matt TBB PK at Falcons Sun 1:00 p.m. ET
Dolphins, Miami MIA Def vs 49ers Sun 1:00 p.m. ET

Ford Prado...but thanks for the spoiler I am a few episodes behind.

J.Stewart & D.Williams have to be exhausted after last night, I'd be suprised if either plays this Sunday

My team is pathetic this season. Not like the powerhouses of old. Not even sure how I got past Caveman Nick but I'd say I have a very minimal chance of getting by CEO's stacked team. It'd be nice to see an all-east final again, but I don't think its in the cards...

I'm thinking a no-east final.

Of course I need a few guys to man up through their injuries - especially Jacobs. Another 200 yards from Bryant would be nice too.

Please, you and CEO are lucky you're still in the league

The 2008 RAGE Final is going to feature The Mighty Penguin & Nut Juice, it's like Oklahoma/Florida. Someone has to play the role of Texas, I'll let you and CEO fight it out for 3rd.

Damnit Penguin, you took Breaston literally seconds before I was going to pick him up and start him over Walter this week. You're not doing your part to make this an all-east final.

I saw him listed in the FAs, went to the waiver section, tried to add him and he wasn't in the dropdown of available players, puzzled I went back to FAs and he was gone, checked the transactions and saw you picked him up.

I'm actually playing the role of USC. IF we are allowed into the playoffs (in this case, we are), then you'll soon find out who's actually the best team!

Fight on, Killer Whales.

Beach Bum landing the first big blows with Brees & Forte, 28-0 heading to Sunday.

My curse is QB/RB. I started 5 or 6 QB's I think (Palmer, Bulger, Orton, Pennington, Hill, Fitzgerald) and god knows how many RB's with the injuries to LJ, S.Jax & M.Barber. It's all going to catch up with us - not until week 17 hopefully.

Big Blows? Those are his two best guys. Clearly you got off easy...

It's just too much for us to overcome.

Congrats Beach, good luck in the Championship game.

I accept the concesion speech! Commish can you turn off the scheduled games, and simply note that BeachBum won this match?

Thanks JuggerNot!

Two down, one to go.

Aren't you a little premature? Lewis can easily go off for 35 points! 110 yds 4 TDs?

Actually it's gotten better! Just 3 TDs and 120 yards. Easy!

It's over!

Congrats Pengy and CEO. I got hospitlized with a kidney stone yesterday and didn't get to see any of the games. Worse pain than anything I've ever imagined. thing was so huge it had to be surgically removed because it wouldn't pass on its own. Makes losing this week seem pretty insignificant.

Wow, that's tough! Hope you're doing OK now?

Maybe CEO should forfeit his win because of your infirmity? I mean, how much better would you have done if you were on the couch yelling at your players? Oh yeah, that didn't work too well for me either!

Anyway, get well soon - we may be playing a third place contest.

I've always feared kidney stones, never experienced one, but it's a huge phobia of mine. They scare the $hit out of me, much like I the $hit out of CEO.

Speedy recovery and good luck next week v.s. Beach, I really wanted an all East finale. My reign of terror has just begun

Seriously, it was worse than anything imaginable. There were times where my body was just shaking and vomiting uncontrollably the pain was so bad. I'd highly recommend that people drink a LOT of water throughout the day and limit the types of foods that are commonly thought to cause stones (chocolate, peanuts, tea, etc.) I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anyone. I'm still in pain because they had to put a stent in me when they removed the stone, that doesn't come out until Friday and fire is still shooting out of me when I piss.

Anyway, congrats to Pengy and CEO in the final. Pengy, make sure to bring home title #7 for the East...