I realize that it is earlier than usual to ask for good players, but I am ready to trade my crappy players for your good players. Adjust your trades accordingly.

Housh is for sale.

I wish I would have made the connection between you partying with your neighbors and asking for trades last night... I would have put together a nice confusing drunken spur of the moment offer for you to accept.

Geez. We all missed out on "Black Saturday Night" at the egret home.

I would have traded you Reggie Bush for a small amount of "awesomeness".

Randy Moss can be had for the right price. Maybe MBIII as well.

Uh, I already did.

I thought I was getting the good end of that trade.

I'll give you Brady Quinn and Javon Walker DeSean Jackson for Roddy White.

I might have drank a bit again. I'm ready to accept good players again.