I have never really liked my Norris team names. It's frustrating because I really like every other team name that I have out there but this one. See what you think of the ones below (I'm not crazy about them either really) and/or please give me some other suggestions.

The Big Chill (references both Minnesota and Coach Childress)

Chilly's KAO (referencing the infamous Kick Ass Offense remark)

Fifth Time's The Charm (referencing the Viking's 4 Superbowl losses)

Sky Blue Waters (the Dakota Indian translation of Minnesota)

Tommy Kramer Hangover (referencing how bad we need a QB these days and how much that dude used to drink - so far I like this one the best)

Shiancoe's Junk (not sure how I feel about referencing another man's "talent" for a team name)

Help!

Grant's Tomb Raiders

That's pretty good. Or even just Grant's Tomb. I like. Thanks! Keep em coming!

I recall Berman coining the name "The Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse" for the Doleman/Millard/Henry Thomas/Al Noga line. Get rid of the "the Four" and "The Norsemen of the Apocalypse" might fly.

Tark and the Fran-tastics (if you wanna go old school)

Grape Crush

Berserkers

Valhalla's Vanguard

I dunno, that's all I got.

No Adrian Peterson = XFL Team

I'd seen the Four Norsemen of the Metropolis before.

I like Grape Crush. I've seen Orange Crush before for Denver. Never thought of Grape for the Vikes.

You could use one of AD's nicknames I've seen thrown around...

Purple Jesus

Kinda fits with your personal history too.

Grunge's Barbers

That would be more of a Packer team name.

Twin City Chillers
Horny and Purple
Humpty Domers
Denny Green International Fan Club
All We Do is Score Touchdowns

How about Adrian Peterson and, uhhh, The Quarterback?

Hahahahaha! That's too funny. I don't think anything can top that one.


How about One-Eye Shiancoe? I'm just sayin.

Hot Chilly

Chilly Tonight, Hot Tamale.

<--- Baghdad Brad

Now seriously considering: Valhalland Drive

That sounds like more of a name Grunge would use.

How about:

The Color Gold

Takeoff of alexgaddis' team name, but could also apply to the Packers.

Ragnarok and Roll

Mimir's Well

Einharjir (the name of the warriors in Valhalla)

I dunno man, you can only read so much Snorri Sturluson.

I've decided to go with this one.