I HAVE MISSLE LOCK

where's TimC

I predict after this game Tbone's going to the hospital.

Thats a definite ARI-Dal matchup for sure

I won't even wait till the Monday night games are over before I get there either

I hope to be able to watch those games with my moriphine pump and laptop

Warner, Ricky Proehl and Emmitt Smith are my favorite Cardinals of all time

Good luck man. In a few months I need to go to Mayo for back surgery.

This should be like Ronald Reagan disarming the nukes from the Commie Soviets. Nuke 'em is Gorbachev and I'm about to take him behind the woodshed and disarm his pants.

Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC Player Week 1 Opponent
Romo, Tony DAL QB - Your are so f'n hawt.
Grant, Ryan GBP RB - GDB Packers...just score me two TDs, 100 yards rushing and shut up.
Johnson, Chris TEN RB - Wants to lick Nuke's tears when he scores.
Henderson, Devery NOS WR - The guy is boom or bust and the only busts here is you-know-who.
Holmes, Santonio PIT WR - The Steelers can push off, cheat and basically do whatever they want....grab as many as possible.
Williams, Roy DAL WR - TO who?
Cooley, Chris WAS TE - What the hell is a Redskin doing on my team? Try not to screw it up, Racist Injun.
Folk, Nick DAL PK - 12 extra points is the same as 4 FG's....I'll take it.



Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg Player Week 1 Opponent
Brees, Drew NOS QB - Okay, they're playing the Lions. The mercy rule will be invoked 2 minutes in and they'll just run the ball the rest of the game.
Hightower, Tim ARI RB - TimH is no TimC. I will outscore him sitting on my couch drinking Miller Lite and scratching a nail through Nuke's picture.
Jackson, Fred BUF RB - Seriously, he's still playing?
Breaston, Steve ARI WR - Steve Breastesseses, LOL.
Harvin, Percy MIN WR - Vikings. Vikings.. I could push him, score a TD, watch him fall and cry for the next 20 years.
Johnson, Andre HOU WR - There's only one team in Texas that will score this week. And by score, I mean the ladies. Tony Romo.
Baker, Chris NEP TE - Who?
Rackers, Neil ARI PK - Okay, this is where most of the points come from. Good pick.


235 - 1.4

1-0

Next.

i'll make some changes

Awesome

Good luck T...

Thanks for reminding of the day SteelBunz broke up with me. :mad:

Don't change a thing for me

I found a love I had lost
It was gone for too long
Hear no evil in all directions
Execution of bitterness
Message received loud and clear

She's gone

It's still real to me, darnit.

This has a real chance of being the first shut-out in MSHB history. Nuke, would you like another pillow?

yes.....your hips are still to low... Holmes is killin me....what's on those golves

You wouldn't shave off the pornstar moustache.
Chafing is never a good thing.......LOL.

Yo Nuke..we should've played someone else this week and chalked up an easy win.

Still too close to call. :eek:

Wow my team blows this year.

Big John and I are in a similar battle. Too close to call yet.

usually i go down easy but i guess this is different

yep, tough matchup we have brewing.

I do enjoy you going down easier than fighting me. Wait, what are we talking about again?

does it matter

Congrats Tim.....that was a good one ta watch

I thought your TE was Ben Watson and I'd choked it away at the very end like the Bills.

Good game. Good team...

At least we know you swallow and I tickle easy.... http://www2.myfantasyleague.com/2009/home/20352

Fantasy Recap - Game Of The Week Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg (184.96) at Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC (189.35)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Sep 15, 2009) In a week 1 MSHB intra-divisional battle, Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC squeaked by a tough Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg team by a score of 189.35 to 184.96, behind the support of 66,520 faithful fans.



Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC were led to their 4.39 point victory by a 29.85 point effort from Tony Romo, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 353 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 23.60 point effort from Santonio Holmes, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

"We're tickled to death," Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC coach TimC said.

Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg were helped out in a losing cause by a 40.90 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 358 passing yards and 6 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. In addition, Brees entered the MSHB Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 23rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 22.50 point effort from Fred Jackson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 57 rushing yards in addition to 83 receiving yards.

"This is a bitter pill to swallow," Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg coach Nuke'em ttg said.

Compounding the issue, Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg could have scored 220.46 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Nuke'em ttg left key players like Calais Campbell and his corresponding 13.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC to 1-0, and drops Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 "Diddly Pooh"Bunz - Hitman are at Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg, where Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg are an early 13.5-point underdog, while the 0-1 The Big Lebunzski - Egret are at Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC, where Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC are an early 120.8-point favorite, while the 0-1 Bunz of Glory - Big Country are at Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg, where Bunz a'Glow - Nuke'em ttg are an early 47.3-point favorite, while the 1-0 Bunz-a-sauras - Caveman Nick are at Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC, where Hawt Sticky Bunz -TimC are an early 22.8-point favorite.

DANG IT THEY LEFT OUT I CAN BREATH THRU MY EARS