What better way to start the new season than BBQing up some fresh noob meat? The Multiple Scorgasms will be impotent after I give them a swift kick in the nuts this week!

It was a nice gesture to the noob to spot him 21 points.

I am looking forward to the Perch daily double myself. I'm going to school him here and then give him a beat down in GMX

Thought I'd give him a glimmer of hope in his first game before I crushed his dreams.

Big Mike will be Mike the midget after my 3 RB line up runs all over him this weekend!.. he'll have to change the name of his team to Reese's Pieces.

So far jacking Jabber, thanks to Brees. Damn Arizona and their bs who's playing wr crap.

Looks like the guest invited to dinner WAS the dinner! Noobie must like duck.

Chief.... trash talking has to be done BEFORE the games start....

Forgot about it before hand, but always seemed to bite me anyways. Far as early trash talking, you'll be kissing this next week....

Good to see the commish picking up where he left off last year.

Cheif.... who's ass is that? Are you that pudgy? Homer Simpson body? Well, in any case, yea, your behind will be reddened real good.... not to worry, but I won't kiss it to make it better.

That was heartbreaking. If Miller could have caught just one more pass last night, I would have completed the miracle comeback

Ahem! Did you forget to look at the final score?

You pulled a duck out of the hat you didn't even know was in there...