Well its week 3 and Zooty finally gets to make fun of all the other bastages. Just in time for the bye weeks when the men are separated from the boys, when hopes of promising seasons are dashed and sleepers turn into contenders. Currently 3 teams are undefeated while 3 teams are defeated. Well, enough jibber-jabber fools, on to the games

Huskies (2-1) mauled godtomsatan (1-2)
Despite their issues with a TE that actually plays in the NFL the Huskies were able to prevail once again. Behind the Ravens offense of Flacco and Rice with a little Driver sprinkled in and D of Lofton they entered Monday night with a slim lead but left with a much larger one. Big Ben and D. Mason led the GTS squad. Both teams are still struggling to pick a winner line-up but the Huskies were just good enough. Gameball- C. Lofton

M&M (3-0) massacred WWWarriors (0-3)
M&M becomes one of the 3-0 teams not only in the league but also in their division . On Sunday they held a 144-point lead thanks to the WR core of Santana Moss, D-Jax and Cotchery and Fletcher and Weddle on Defense. WWW could have used the extra points a TE would have brought but in the end there just wasn’t enough there for another W. Woodson was their high-score with a couple guys just behind. Gameball- Santana Moss

Youre Going Down (2-1) defeathered Clucking Birds (1-2)
YGD despite failing to crack 200 points pulls out another victory behind the strong efforts of Willie Parker, Dallas Clark and Briggs. The Birds were lead by Warner and Benson as no player topped 20 points. The Birds went into Monday night trailing by 50 points with the hope that Bradie James could close the gap. And we all know that you can’t count on a Cowboy to lead a comeback . Gameball- Dallas Clark

Running Aces (3-0) defeated Dbaxx (0-3)
The Aces exploded this week with the high score and 13th all-time. Hugh days from Rodgers, Celek, SJax and Forte led the way. No one on D topped 19 points as the O did all the soring. Dbaxx was lead by MJD and Boldin but no one else over 19 points and many single digits. Heading into Monday night Dbaxx was down by 100 and managed a valiant comeback but not quite enough, though they would have beaten all but 2 other teams . Not usually given to losers but in this case: Gameball- M. Jones- Drew

Pron Stars (2-1) smacked around Diggin (1-2)
Pron was able to pull out another win this week, as there was no Johnson in their face . Waiver Wire darling Matt Ryan was less than impressive but the Vikings’ Harvin and Henderson were able to lead the team. Diggin who could be called rebuilding looks for some help after this week as only Wayne and Cutler topped 19 points and half the team was in single digits. And let me be the first to say that Jay Cutler really needs a Pron Star moustache to go with the sneer and stoner eyes . (Just checking that you’re still all reading). Another loser Gameball- J. Cutler

And now, the match-up you have all been waiting for! The GOTW!

Playa Hatas (3-0) hammered Hand of Bone (0-3)
Playa was able to remain undefeated thanks to a strong week and solid Monday night effort. They were able to overcome a Gore injury, a Rhodes donut and a Royal disappearing act to prevail . The Bone remains winless despite a solid last minute attempt and better line-up selection . Playa was led by P. Manning and Dqwell Jackson but it took a few solid points from Roy (the bust not the cheap-shotter) Williams to seal the victory. Witten came on strong Monday night but he, Ruud, Brady and Addai weren’t quite enough as the Bone falls to the ranks of the defeated. Maybe VD makes the starting line-up next week now that he has had his one good game for the year . Gameball- P. Manning



[b]Weekly Records!
Bastage of the Week: RB M. Jones- Drew, Dbaxx, 41.0
Rat Bastage of the week: CB D. Hall, Diggin, 0.00
Bastage Bench Bonanza!: TE V. Davis, Hand of Bone, 35.6
Defensive Bastage of the Week: C. Lofton, Huskies, 32.0[/b]

Good job Zoot........! Way to use the emoticons too!

Tight Ends



Nice job.

Not that one I meant mine.