Clucking Birds 145.52 vs Playa Hata's 270.44:
3 losses in a row for the Birds is probably not sitting well with him. Mark Sanchez, Really?
The Saints defense is ok but Sanchez couldn't score on Paris Hilton with a case of wine coolers and a video camera. A paisley 1.32 points vs bench warmer Derek Andersons 23.16. TO 3 grabs for 60 yards..... 
time for a press conference? C'mon TO! Time to start crying! 
Not a good day for the Birds. On the other hand Playa rocked the house. I honestly think we could have tied Peyton Manning's left arm behind his back and put blindfolds on Reggie Wayne and Joseph Addai and the Colts still would have won. Brandon Marshall ran threw the Cowboy defense like Mexican water 
on a 51 yard game-winning touchdown. Nobody could tackle him. The cowboys looked like my 8-11 year old team trying to arm tackle him. The cowboys are the choke artists of the NFL....all glitz and glamour with ZERO testicular fortitude. Sissified! PH is 4-0 and clickin' on all cylinders---no sissifying here. EXCEPT for NOT starting Jared Allen on Monday Nite---if you're not gonna start you, I have $2.00 Bastage Bucks burnin' a hole in my pocket... 
Dbaxx 141 vs Diggin 185.36:
Really, Oh and F ricken 4 to start my 2nd maiden voyage in the league of Bastages???? AND, Kyle F ricken Orton is my top scorer...? Really. 
Diggin takes a 2-2 record into week 5. Solid games from Jay Cuntler and Touchdown Ronnie Brown-eye. Ronnie Brown-eye is a straight beast! Wildcat formation is the BOMB for him! Fortunately, Diggins didn't need to have Sproles go off--he sucked Yambags. 
Easy win for Diggins---they get tougher as the weeks go by and you're not playing Dbaxx..... Huskies 163.36 vs The Pron Stars 202.72:
QB, RB, RB were solid for the Husky Nation, after that, it was rather bleak. How do you NOT start Favre on Monday nite vs his old team?
I know why, but from a fantasy perspective and given it's Favre----ya gotta go with the 40 year old! The Pronsters expand their record to 3-1 in a weak division---(kinda like the NFC west ) An impressive 94.9% efficiency rating and a bulk of his points were via the Def....It gets a little tougher next week for the Stars.WWWarriors 181.1 vs Hand of Bone 211.92:
Tony Romo is softer than cotton!
There isn't one Dallas Cowboy cheerleader that couldn't kick his ass! ZERO touchdowns on Sunday. They get a few shots at the endzone in the closing seconds and his fruity ass couldn't score. It's over...he is NOT the answer and never will be. Tony Dorsett hit the nail on the head...why is this guy getting all the props? He can't win a big game to save his life. The best thing to ever happen to Jessica Simpson was to get dumped by this clown. Garrard to Mike Sims-Walker for 2 scores as MSW had a HUGE day. What's with the Sims-Walker? Walker wasn't good enough? You married some chick named Sims? Tom Brady only managed 258 yards and 1 passing td with 1 rushing td and 23.92 points, but he pulled off the huge win. I guess that's all that matters. Hell, who am I kidding? WHO CARES WHO WINS! WE WANT FANTASY POINTS! 
HOB popped his cherry in the win column....congrats!M & M 242.3 vs Running Aces 187.96:
In my best Dan Patrick voice:
"You can't stop M&M, you can only hope to contain him..........." 4-0, leading scorer in the Bastages league! Wow..Yeah Saints fans! .......screw that! M&M doesn't give half a rat's ass about the Saints win! What he cares about is Drew Brees not throwing a touchdown for TWO DAMN GAMES in a row! Hey Sailor! New in town???? You stuip ass mole cheeked bastard! You think you throw 6 on the Lions and you're done for the year? Holy crap. Tough to start Garrard over Brees, but this mighta been the week. Aaron Rodgers got sacked more than a bag of groceries vs the powerful Vikes Def. But managed 27 points...Forte finally hit paydirt for RA's...24 points and a nice win for Da Bears. godsatantomancrush 211.84 vs YGD 198.12:
GTS officially has a ManCrush on Steve Smith of the Giants---36 points and a promising year. Big Ben had a monstrous game as well....he picked apart the Chargers on Sunday nite for 28. McFadden over NoShawn...that was luckily, the only mistake GTS made---The Raiders are horrible. JaMarcus Russell could lose a game of darts to Stevie Wonder, let alone hand off the rock to McFadden. YGD had a few solid players in week 4 in a losing cause. RIvers and Dallas Clark were on fire--- Close, but no....YGD is 2-2 going into week 5.
Gotta run....
