A low scoring week for a lot of teams as the byes start taking their toll

Zooty Time (269.55) Wildcats (208.79) – Uh oh AFL, look who's back with their 3rd straight win! Not only does Zooty get the skins this week, but steamrolls a 1st place squad. Ahmad Bradshaw and Brandon Marshall both have breakout-type games for ZT. Game Ball: Andre Johnson (30.1)

All Ball Bearings (233.11) Wolfpac (179.85) – Non-division rivals face off in the battle of the 2-2's. Missing out on Frank Gore, Vincent Jackson, and Antonio Gates can only do so much for a team, and their replacements did even less. ABB gets huge games from LB's Aaron Curry and James Harrison to carry the defensive side of the ball. Game Ball: Matt Schaub (26.05)

godtomsatan (211.40) NOLA Levees (165.60) – After starting 1-2 with the first three games against division opponents, gts has won two in a row to get over .500. NOLA is on a four-game slide despite Ray Rice's monster effort in the losing cause. Led by Ronnie Brown and Hines Ward, gts' squad gets yeoman efforts across the board to secure the win. Game Ball: Ray Rice (27.3)

12th Men (230.98) Who Farted? (217.51) – Division leaders with 3-1 records meet up in what turns out to be the closest matchup of the week. It came down to Braylon Edwards vs. Thomas Jones on MNF, and Edwards shows up to score a buttload of points for the winning team. Despite having Marques Colston and Donald Driver out with byes, 12th Men gets monster games from Michael Turner and Donovan McNabb, while Who Farted?'s kicker was on a bye. Game Ball: Donovan McNabb (28.2)

Team Foos (179.44) Roast Duck with Mango Salsa (116.06) – Team Foos finally gets off the schneid and picks up a much needed win, while RDMS fields a lineup with seven players putting up goose eggs. Lucky he started Kyle Orton had a good game. Game Ball: Kirk Morrison (31.0)

KP's Kryptonians (213.54) bushwhacked (185.12) – KP's squad gets back into groove taking over the top spot in the league at 4-1 with the most points scored. Both teams had a lot of mediocre games from their players, the exception being Keith Brooking for bw, and Clinton Portis for KP. Game Ball: Keith Brooking (23.5)

Week 5 All-Star Performers
QB: Donovan McNabb (28.2), 12th Men
RB: Ahmad Bradshaw (29.5), Zooty Time
RB: Michael Turner (27.7), 12th Men
RB: Ray Rice (27.3), NOLA Levees
WR: Andre Johnson (30.1), Zooty Time
WR: Brandon Marshall (27.0), Zooty Time
WR: Larry Fitzgerald (24.9), All Ball Bearings
TE: Owen Daniels (17.4), Zooty Time
PK: Rob Bironas (12.0), Wildcats
DL: Justin Tuck (22.0), Zooty Time
DL: Andre Carter (22.0), Zooty Time
DL: Marcus Stroud (19.0), Team Foos
LB: Kirk Morrison (31.0), Team Foos
LB: James Harrison (26.0), All Ball Bearings
LB: Keith Bulluck (24.42), Wolfpac
DB: Gibril Wilson (21.0), KP's Kryptonians
DB: Tyvon Branch (18.5), Zooty Time
DB: Deangelo Hall (17.26), Wolfpac

It is all uphill from here

At the risk of offending anyone in the league (which is doubtful since this board gets as much action as Taz gets on a weekend bender in Tijuana) Zooty Time would like to serve notice to the league.

I hope you all enjoyed the 2 game lead I spotted all of you cause now it’s on! Not that I’m particularly worried about any one your teams. Like godtomsatan I have a nice little write-up about my “competition”.

KP's Kryptonians- Hmmm, nice squad but they’re chokers. Probably all the bad karma

12th men- ??? not sure who they are. Is this the Canadian dude? If so I don’t want paid in Pounds or Rubles or whatever it is you use there. Molsons would be fine though.

All Ball Bearings- He he, IDP expert, nice DBs Darin. Maybe you could take a few minutes away from telling us that Tony Gilbert (30y.o. LB with ATL, who was out of the league in 07 & 08 is a “sleeper”) and sign some guys for your bye weeks!

Wildcats- Ohh, the Mildcats? I just gave them their yearly thrashing. Maybe I can find a nice bowl of milk for the kitties

Who Farted?- Yeah, really cause something stinks.

Godtomsatan- Well I really can’t make fun of Tom since he has actually turned his squad around and is the only other person that posts on this forum

Bushwacked- ehhh, I though he quit?

NOLA Levees- My my, won’t trade with me since “I’m in his division”. Well he should trade with someone cause he isn’t winning otherwise

Wolfpac- Or are you the Canadian dude? If so see 12th Man’s write-up.

Team Foos- Ooooff, didn’t I beat you in the playoffs once?

Roast Duck with Mango Salsa- Ah yes, my favorite nut-hugger. Really not much that I can say besides I am glad that you were able to salvage Ryan Grant in RFA


And please don’t be mad. I love all you! Without your help I’d have to pay my own entry fees to play.

Come on guys this forum is dead. If it weren’t for my smack talk there would be no smack talk. What are you all gonna do when I win again. Jeez I’ll be unbearable.

I hate this game!

Hope the new job is going well!

I believe this would be aimed at me. But that's ok if you don't know who I am right now because in the future you can address me as the guy who won your division and took your title......

I for one welcome my overlord zooty to run through the league like the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth.

I gave up my high scoring team in the other dynasty league because of supreme dooshiness and chicanery amongst the commishes. That was the past.

Back to the present, how many 2 win 3 loss teams do you know of of whose starting QB choices consist of 3 negroes and a mexican?

When I play you I get 6 points per TD pass.

I think you may have me confused with someone else, not sure I made the playoffs, but if I did you beat me!

Rush Limbaugh? Is that you?

58 views, 10 replies and 4 are mine.

I can feel the stink of fear from all of you.

I'd love to be in this forum more, but work is absolutely kicking my ass right now. I just finished 5 weeks of shooting and I'm finally home again for .... about 12 hours. Matter of fact, I'm doing some much needed laundry and then I'm headed out again...this time for Colorado.

Now that I"m out of miserable Michigan and the 4 hellish weeks of no internet/tv, I can finally start scouring the FA list as I'll be all hotel from here on out. :crossesfingers:

I can beat your team with half of my roster tied behind my back.

That's funny, I read it as: