What’s up ghouls? This recap is already late, as in “The LATE Bonehand”, so like the severed head of a poolboy that Zooty keeps in his icebox, lets get this thing rolling! Without further ado:WEEK 7 RECAP!
W: Playa Hatas 201.12 stabbed L: Diggin 174.68
The Champion’s reign of terror continued this week an he knifed rookie Diggin behind terrifying efforts from Manning, Welker and Gates. While Diggin did see noteworthy efforts from the receiving corps of Wayne and Hester, as well as LB Calvin Pace, a string of single digit scoring ran too deep to keep up with Playa. Hata Welka earns the game ball for his 29.52 pts on the day.
W: Dbaxx 198.36 strangled L: Clucking Birds 156.90
After a slow start, Dbaxx is suddenly on a tear, choking the poultry to earn their 3 straight win! Deangelo Williams and Yeremiah Bell were the instruments of the Birds demise, while Mr Ted saw strong efforts from his RB crew of Benson and Peterson, but little else. Williams 29.00 is enough for a victorious game ball.
W: Hand of Bone 215.80 drowned L: The Pron Stars148.82
HoB continuted their rollercoaster ride of a season this week, rebounding from last week’s loss to hammer the Pron Stars led by a Bastage of the Week quality performance from TE Vernon Davis. Pron Star Brandon Jacobs laid a little pipe, but the Star’s Defense came up short as a load of points rotted away on the bench, including a hugh effort from QB Palmer.
W: Running Aces 279.00 buried L: Youre Going Down 209.62
The Aces climbed to 6-1 over the body of YGD this week, thanks to a machine like 96.00% efficiency and stunning efforts from QB Aaron Rodgers and Miles”Waiver Wire” Austin. YGD came to play though, with a strong defensive showing and
Great days from QB Rivers and WR Chad Johnson. Yeah, I said Johnson. I never called Prince anything other than Prince either. Austin gets them game ball with 35.10 for the Aces. Did you know Zooty picked him up off the waiver wire? Really, it’s all he ever talks about.
W: M & M 153.62 exsanguinated L: godtomsatan 136.60
M&M and GTS matched dismal efficiencies in the weeks lowest scoring tilt, however
despite a no show from the RB corps, M&M was ultimately able to scratch out a victory behind solid performances from QB Brees and WR DeSean Jacksons. GTS was led by defensive stalwart LB James Harrison, but was victim of a tough day overall. GameBall goes to Jackson for his 28.94 in this gruesome affair. The real question is: Who is going to clean up this mess?
And finally:
THE KILLER GAME OF THE WEEK!
W: Huskies 189.46 pushed into a tank of piranhas L: WWWarriors 181.86
In the week’s closest matchup, Huskies were able to pull off the win thanks to deadly performances from RBs Jones and Slaton, and a solid run of double digit scoring. The WWWarriors fought back with a stellar game from QB Romo, but in a game where every point would count, was gutted by a phoned in effort by RB Hightower, who failed to answer when needed. Trips may take some solace from a game ball for Romo’s 36.14 effort.
WEEKLY LEADERS!
Bastage of the Week: TE Vernon Davis, Hand of Bone, 41.30 pts
Rat Bastage of the week: RB Tim Hightower, WWWarriors, 9.40 pts
Bastage Bench Bonanza!: QB Carson Palmer, Pron Stars, 41.32 pts
Defensive Bastage of the Week: LB Will Witherspoon, Running Aces, 29.36 pts
CBFL Record Holders!
Team Scoring: HUSKIES, 2009, Week 6, 320.14 pts
Individual Offensive Scoring: Chris Johnson, RB Playa Hatas, 2009 wk 2, 61.50 pts
Individual Defensive Scoring: DeMeco Ryans, LB Running Aces, 2006 wk 13, 41.00 pts
All time Bench Bastage: Tom Brady, QB Hand of Bone, 2009 wk 6, 53.20
That's it for now, so until next time, See You On The Field!
