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Everything posted by SeductiveNun

  1. Thank You Todd Gurley

    In the three leagues I’m in, all the teams with Gurley made the playoffs. One lost in the quarterfinals and the other two lost in the semifinals.
  2. Whats your craptacular championship lineup

    Standard performance Rivers Ingram McCoy Deion Lewis Michael Thomas Funchess Jimmy Graham Butker Minnesota D Started the season 1-4, traded Kareem Hunt for Ingram, Brate, and a 3rd round pick. That turned my season around. Also went through 5 QBs (Rogers, Palmer, Dalton, McCown, Prescott) before getting Rivers off the waiver wire.
  3. Mike Evans, where art thou?

    One of those players I’ve never had on my team before, so during the draft I thought it was great I finally had him available to me. I can name dozens of players I’ve thought like that about and had the same results unfortunately.
  4. Cam Newton

    So he’s not exactly pitch perfect.
  5. Who's FF team hit worst by injury bug

    Forgot to add: Devante Parker
  6. Who's FF team hit worst by injury bug

    My injuries so far this year in my local: Greg Olsen Dalvin Cook Danny Woodhead Darren Sproles Corey Davis Jameis Winston I think that's it.
  7. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie suspended

    Meaning they'll probably win and destroy nearly everyone in survivor pools.
  8. GB receivers and chances

    Put Montgomery back in at WR and give C-Mike the lead back role?
  9. Doug Martin Out

    Was able to drop him and pick up Blue, but thanks to Cousins and Merideth I'm so far behind now it won't matter.
  10. Fat Rob Questionable to return!

    Got (the really bad word)ed because Cousins already ran 2 in. Lousy rotten bastard.
  11. AP is back!

    Still can't grind out yards behind an even worse offensive line than he started the season with. Still loses fumbles in clutch situations. Yep, he's back.
  12. Amari Cooper

    I should have drafted Alice Cooper.
  13. Petty... LOL

    Had to start Marshall as well. Sucks but maybe he'll get a lucky break in the second half.
  14. QB's

    Eli had those weeks with 13, 14, and 9 that cost me badly. Maybe he's got his game together, but I want nothing to do with the befuddled wonder anymore.
  15. QB's

    Been starting Kaepernick 3 of the last 4 weeks in one of my leagues and loving it. No way I go back to a schlep like Eli.
  16. Goff is getting his shot!

    Ok Rams fans, turn your head and Goff.
  17. MIN OC Turner Resigns

    I wasn't referring to that as a reason for his leaving, but more of an excuse for critics of the offense the last couple weeks. Sounded like Zim was surprised about the announcement. Maybe Norv had just had enough in general and his heart wasn't in it?
  18. MIN OC Turner Resigns

    Lots of speculation as to why he resigned. In his defense, a vertical passing game like his doesn't work when your offensive line can't block and your QB is as mobile as an anvil.
  19. Alex Smith possible concussion

    Well that's just a kick on the nuts.
  20. Eli Sucks

    Go to hell Eli.
  21. Eli Sucks

    I'm going with Hoyer over Eli in one league. In another, I traded to get Carr and dropped Eli outright.
  22. Charles Sims placed on Injured Reserve

    He caught 5 passes on 5 targets week 1. Got hurt the next game. Hard to say for sure, but he's at least somewhat involved in the passing game.
  23. Henry Muto, where art thou?

    No disrespect meant towards you Henry, but I don't understand tracking the opponents lineup each week. If you have 81 teams already, what's the point of tracking who plays against you? Is it just so it's easier to track results each week, or do you adjust your lineups accordingly to maximize your benefits against them?
  24. Grab the Niners' D!

    I'm rolling with Carlos Hyde, but there's still no way I'm watching that vomiticious game. Besides, I have my fantasy hockey draft that night.