A Little Bit Special Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I've posted this before but here it is again: When I wasA boy of ten I had a very best friend Ed was kind WIth good intent but just a little different O, special ed Momma dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright, instead he's a little bit special just a little bit special we played tag he'd get hurt i played 'soldier' he'd eat dirt i like math and spelling bee ed liked talking to a tree O, special ed momma dropped him on his head now she keeps in the shed coz he's a little bit special just a little bit special i ran track hang out in malls ed ran head first into walls i had girls lots of clothes ed had names for all his toes O, special ed momma dropped him on his head Now he thinks a peice of bread coz he's a little bit special just a little bit special One day talking to special ed he grabbed a brick and he swung at my head and as he laughed at me thats when i knew that special ed just made me special too now i laugh as i count bugs i give strangers great big hugs next to me ed is fine yeah, he's a f***in einstein O, special ed and me now we're not bright in the head you see now we're not so bright instead we're a little bit special just a little bit special that f***er ed made me special just a little just a little bit...special courtesy of Stephen Lynch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Im a pirate, I live on the sea... And ninja's are my sworn enemy... Arr... Drink Rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 alexgaddis my real name is Anfernee Daniels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The old SNL skit starring George Wendt, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, and one other guy whose name I can't recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeleryJello Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Mmmm Jello! The uses! The flavors! The things Bill Cosby denies doing with those yummy pudding pops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredGSanford Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Named after the "King of Watts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My first team name ever in fantasy football was called the Seductive Nuns back in 1995. When I joined another league in 2000, I used that team name again, and during the course of the next couple of seasons, rather than call me by my real name, everyone in the league started calling me the Nun. Guess I just kind of got used to it. If I had it to do over, I'd probably go with some sort of homage to the greatest wrestling stable of all time - the Mean Street Posse. 936371[/snapback] As a long time wrestling fan, that is just wrong on soooooooooo many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokes Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 no explaintion here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The old SNL skit starring George Wendt, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, and one other guy whose name I can't recall. 937045[/snapback] Rob Schneider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Mine is pretty obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Oh, and I'm a very confused person with delusions of grandeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Shark was taken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 CHIEFJAY Jay, short for Jason CHIEF: In High School some guys kept forgetting my name so they just started calling me CHIEF after Robert Parrish, although I am not sure why, I'm not black, kind of tall, but I can't see any other reason. Stuck ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavinRJohnson Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Navin R. Johnson, at your service! Steve Martin character from "The Jerk". Best movie ever. They don't write 'em like that any more. Except, maybe cliaz...he still writes 'em like that. That's my dog in the avi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORNINWOOD Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Mine just came to me one morning.... In a side note "nothing like morninwood in the middle of the afternoon." is one of my favorite sayings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 When my football addiction became an issue with someone I was dating, I would tell them that my a$$ would be in my seat at the stadium or on the couch all day Saturday and Sunday during football season. If they didn't like it, I would kindly ask them to go away. My wife got the same speech, but since having kids I have reduced my college football to going to three games a year and watching what I can on Saturdays. But I don't miss a game on Sundays... Sundays you can find me on the couch in front of 3-4 TV's or tailgating with my smoker and portable satellite dish before a Broncos home game. The only day I take off during 10 days of hunting camp are Sunday's where you can find me high in the mountains, in a wall tent, flipping between all the games... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Im a pirate, I live on the sea...And ninja's are my sworn enemy... Arr... Drink Rum. 937013[/snapback] And use your laundrybaskets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Mine is pretty obvious. 937196[/snapback] OK, Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10g_DBA Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 This Misfit is a character in the Flannery O'Connor story, "A Good Man is Hard to Find." The Misfit is a serial killer. He cannot believe in Jesus, so he decides to kill people at random; since there is no point to life, one act is just as pointless as another. The story is about a family he kills. The last person he kills, the grandmother, begs for her life; after he kills her, he says the line that is in my sigline. The story is a comedy. Mostly. My avi is a Robert Crumb portrait of Harvey Pekar. 936412[/snapback] Typical Democrat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keys Myaths Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Just say it out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Any man who's worked outside in the South has had a case of the "Swampnuts". It's a chronic summertime condition. :doah: 936248[/snapback] I shave my sack and avoid that whole mess. I have absolutely no reason for my screen name. 936371[/snapback] Too bad I thought you were a fellow Gwar fan and spelled Balsac wrong. My name doesn't mean $hit, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My first team name ever in fantasy football was called the Seductive Nuns back in 1995. When I joined another league in 2000, I used that team name again, and during the course of the next couple of seasons, rather than call me by my real name, everyone in the league started calling me the Nun. Guess I just kind of got used to it. As a long time wrestling fan, that is just wrong on soooooooooo many levels. 937116[/snapback] How can you not dig the MSP? Sweater vests, choice music, Shane O Mac at the head ('here comes the money" = amazing) - they were dope in all respects. Pete Gas and Joey Abs? Two of the best workers in WWE history (this may be a lie). I started laughing every time their music hit . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balzac Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Too bad I thought you were a fellow Gwar fan and spelled Balsac wrong. 937437[/snapback] Nice. I may have to change my icon now . . . I've been given new meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10g_DBA Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Just say it out loud. 937417[/snapback] Oh what tan a siam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10g_DBA Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I shave my sack and avoid that whole mess.Too bad I thought you were a fellow Gwar fan and spelled Balsac wrong. My name doesn't mean $hit, either. 937437[/snapback] Scum dogs of the universe!!! Loved 'em, even saw em in concert. Their giant phallic symbol wasn't necessary, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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