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I've posted this before but here it is again:

 

When I was

A boy of ten

I had a very best friend

Ed was kind

WIth good intent

but just a little different

 

O, special ed

Momma dropped him on his head

Now he's not so bright, instead

he's a little bit special

just a little bit special

 

we played tag

he'd get hurt

i played 'soldier'

he'd eat dirt

i like math

and spelling bee

ed liked talking to a tree

 

O, special ed

momma dropped him on his head

now she keeps in the shed

coz he's a little bit special

just a little bit special

 

i ran track

hang out in malls

ed ran head first into walls

i had girls

lots of clothes

ed had names for all his toes

 

O, special ed

momma dropped him on his head

Now he thinks a peice of bread

coz he's a little bit special

just a little bit special

 

One day talking to special ed

he grabbed a brick

and he swung at my head

and as he laughed at me thats when i knew

that special ed just made me special too

 

now i laugh as i count bugs

i give strangers great big hugs

next to me ed is fine

yeah, he's a f***in einstein

 

O, special ed and me

now we're not bright in the head you see

now we're not so bright instead

we're a little bit special

just a little bit special

that f***er ed made me special

just a little

just a little bit...special

 

courtesy of Stephen Lynch

 

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The old SNL skit starring George Wendt, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, and one other guy whose name I can't recall.

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My first team name ever in fantasy football was called the Seductive Nuns back in 1995. When I joined another league in 2000, I used that team name again, and during the course of the next couple of seasons, rather than call me by my real name, everyone in the league started calling me the Nun. Guess I just kind of got used to it.

 

If I had it to do over, I'd probably go with some sort of homage to the greatest wrestling stable of all time - the Mean Street Posse.

 

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:D As a long time wrestling fan, that is just wrong on soooooooooo many levels.

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The old SNL skit starring George Wendt, Mike Meyers, Chris Farley, and one other guy whose name I can't recall.

 

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Rob Schneider?

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Oh, and I'm a very confused person with delusions of grandeur.

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CHIEFJAY

 

Jay, short for Jason

 

CHIEF: In High School some guys kept forgetting my name so they just started calling me CHIEF after Robert Parrish, although I am not sure why, I'm not black, kind of tall, but I can't see any other reason. Stuck ever since.

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Navin R. Johnson, at your service!

 

Steve Martin character from "The Jerk". Best movie ever. They don't write 'em like that any more. Except, maybe cliaz...he still writes 'em like that.

 

That's my dog in the avi.

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Mine just came to me one morning....

 

 

 

In a side note "nothing like morninwood in the middle of the afternoon." is one of my favorite sayings. :D

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When my football addiction became an issue with someone I was dating, I would tell them that my a$$ would be in my seat at the stadium or on the couch all day Saturday and Sunday during football season. If they didn't like it, I would kindly ask them to go away.

 

My wife got the same speech, but since having kids I have reduced my college football to going to three games a year and watching what I can on Saturdays. But I don't miss a game on Sundays... Sundays you can find me on the couch in front of 3-4 TV's or tailgating with my smoker and portable satellite dish before a Broncos home game.

 

The only day I take off during 10 days of hunting camp are Sunday's where you can find me high in the mountains, in a wall tent, flipping between all the games...

 

:D

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Im a pirate, I live on the sea...

And ninja's are my sworn enemy...

Arr...

Drink Rum.

 

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:D And use your laundrybaskets? :D

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Mine is pretty obvious.

 

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OK, Dave.

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This Misfit is a character in the Flannery O'Connor story, "A Good Man is Hard to Find." The Misfit is a serial killer. He cannot believe in Jesus, so he decides to kill people at random; since there is no point to life, one act is just as pointless as another. The story is about a family he kills. The last person he kills, the grandmother, begs for her life; after he kills her, he says the line that is in my sigline. The story is a comedy. Mostly.

 

My avi is a Robert Crumb portrait of Harvey Pekar.

 

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Typical Democrat

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Any man who's worked outside in the South has had a case of the "Swampnuts".  It's a chronic summertime condition.  :doah:

 

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I shave my sack and avoid that whole mess.

 

I have absolutely no reason for my screen name. 

 

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Too bad I thought you were a fellow Gwar fan and spelled Balsac wrong. :D

 

My name doesn't mean $hit, either.

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My first team name ever in fantasy football was called the Seductive Nuns back in 1995.  When I joined another league in 2000, I used that team name again, and during the course of the next couple of seasons, rather than call me by my real name, everyone in the league started calling me the Nun.  Guess I just kind of got used to it.

:D  As a long time wrestling fan, that is just wrong on soooooooooo many levels.

 

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How can you not dig the MSP? Sweater vests, choice music, Shane O Mac at the head ('here comes the money" = amazing) - they were dope in all respects. Pete Gas and Joey Abs? Two of the best workers in WWE history (this may be a lie). I started laughing every time their music hit . . .

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Too bad I thought you were a fellow Gwar fan and spelled Balsac wrong.  :D

 

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Nice. I may have to change my icon now . . . I've been given new meaning.

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I shave my sack and avoid that whole mess.

Too bad I thought you were a fellow Gwar fan and spelled Balsac wrong.  :D

 

My name doesn't mean $hit, either.

 

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Scum dogs of the universe!!!

 

Loved 'em, even saw em in concert. Their giant phallic symbol wasn't necessary, however.

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