Puddy Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Gold ...good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Chuck Norris was Tedy Bruschi before Tedy was Tedy. And it's clear why "Chuck" never went by the name "Tedy". Not that there's anything wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoperat Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 My life has been forever changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Chuck Norris was Tedy Bruschi before Tedy was Tedy. And it's clear why "Chuck" never went by the name "Tedy". Not that there's anything wrong with that. 1142553[/snapback] Chief Dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Chuck Norris 1141891[/snapback] The only other Chuck I recognize as worthy of bearing this name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Chuck plays a good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Fan-flippin-tastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 the first one is by far the best... Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Any Huddlers submit a fact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 watch out mini Ditka, here is Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Chuck Norris didn't like me reading facts about Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris went "Matrix" into the computer and roundhouse kicked me through my monitor, instantly pixleizing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop express Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 thta is funny stuff. Nothing like Prime Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I love the references to the roundhouse kick... Where is Blitz? Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 so i googled chuck and looked for some funny pics. here is what i found. Chuck Norris - Private Lesson: Selbstverteidigung für Frauen chuck the toy Chuck and flowbee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom Chuck Norris can divide by zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IloveBOOBS Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 heres a fact he's over the hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Chuck Norris stuff gets funnier everytime I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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