Egret Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Stuart Scott looked normal until he yelled "booya" at Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Stuart Scott pre-Chuck: During Chuck's booya: Post-Chuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Click on the link to submit a fact, the rules are pretty darn funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 (edited) Chuck's cool and all, but he's no Vin Diesel. For example - Vin Diesel once owned all of Lebanon, but lost it to his arch rival Bruce Willis in a game of Beer Pong. This is why Beer Pong is sometime incorrectly called Beirut. My new favorite - Vin Diesel does the wave at concerts that benfit tsunami survivors. Edited November 16, 2005 by Big F'n Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I sent in a Chuck Norris fact today: Good thing Tedy Bruschi created Chuck Norris, because none of these facts would exist without the foresight of Tedy Bruschi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Stuart Scott pre-Chuck: During Chuck's booya: Post-Chuck: 1151107[/snapback] Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Stuart Scott pre-Chuck: During Chuck's booya: Post-Chuck: 1151107[/snapback] while this may be the funniest thing i have ever read it is actually very accurate who said we didnt need an award for best graemlin use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Chuck is taking notice: IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris Link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Stole this one... Chuck Norris had sex with 22 nuns, who eventually went on to give birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only perfect team in NFL history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Has he ever completely sold out to the Steeler nation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 So why is Chuck Norris all the rage all of a sudden? What's next? Charles Bronson? Anybody got a Death Wish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "The Huddled masses once asked DMD and WW for a Chuck Norris round house kick graemlin,...they laughed and said no. Then the real Chuck Norris showed up and round house kicked them both in the face...at once." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "Much has been made about the formidable powers that Chuck Norris possesses, and justifiably so. Due to the sheer quantity and quality of beatings he has administered, Norris has earned the right to have his name spoken in hushed whispers by a Chuck-fearing nation. However, there is one man too powerful for even Chuck Norris to confront. And that man is Jack Bauer. We feel it is high time that everyone learned a bit more about the man entrusted to safeguard our national security: Jack Bauer doesn't like it when people copy Chuck Norris facts and substitute his name. He will gun down your family for that. When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down. If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". After receiving repeated roundhouse kicks to the head from Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer was heard to ask,"Can you go a bit lower? I was crammed in an air conditioning duct between 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. and my back is killing me." Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fliping do it. Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a feline. Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces. Chuck Norris originally made anyone handicapped who parked in a handicapped spot. Jack Bauer came along and killed Chuck Norris and will kill anyone who parks in a handicapped spot. Jack Bauer has had sex with every woman in the world, including Chuck Norris. In last week's episode of 24, a professional assassin was able to throw Jack Bauer to the floor and break his rib. I hate how unrealistic 24 is sometimes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 So why is Chuck Norris all the rage all of a sudden? What's next? Charles Bronson? Anybody got a Death Wish? 1297010[/snapback] Have you been looking at the top of my Netflix queue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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