TimC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 bets Polk's wife tells him to shut his momo fektard pie hole, make her a sammich, then gives him a roundhouse and starts sleeping with Tedy Bruschi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Polk..What you are feeling is normal..Hugh ones wife felt the same way the first time Hugh shaved his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Withhold sex from her until she complies with your every wish. 1219067[/snapback] Just the oppopsite get as much as you can. Its going to get shut off pretty quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 cripes Yukon, you've managed to misspell a word that doesn't even exist... 1219091[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I don't know about you guys but I only believe about 10% of Polk's posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The first thing that came to my mind was "what the hell does a sheep look like that hasn't been sheared in 10 years" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 She cut off her camoflauge, now polk can get a look at how fat she is. Get a bag and have at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 She cut off her camoflauge, now polk can get a look at how fat she is. Get a bag and have at it. 1219427[/snapback] Ouch. That's the sort of hard hitting analysis I like about H8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The first thing that came to my mind was "what the hell does a sheep look like that hasn't been sheared in 10 years" 1219406[/snapback] Spain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 great chance to say " hey why stop there" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 buy her a flannel shirt. it's patently obvious she's a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Has Polk been around today? I'm worried about him. What are the odds his wife told him that she has taken up carpet cleaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 My wife has always had the prettiest long hair I have ever seen. TOnight she comes home with man hair that looks like a cross between anazi soldiers helmet and a big pile of dog feces. What do I do? I wish I had known this 10 years ago when we got married. I do not deal well with ugly women. 1218118[/snapback] This was Polk's last post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 This was Polk's last post.... 1220143[/snapback] Do you think he killed her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I told my wife before we got married if she ever cut her long hair I was a gonner, seriously, and she said that won't ever happen. I think there is a problem here and agree with my obsession. you have to drag out of her whatever is wrong, you may regret it at first, but eventually the issue will get fixed and you may be able to get through this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Well, Blitz is a master of the marital arts. Has he chimed in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 How are we defining long here? IMHO, I don't like "really long" (mid back or ass length) hair. Reminds me of hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 I live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I live 1220485[/snapback] We were worried. But is your wife still alive too?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 Wife and I had an enlightening conversation about this post. More on this tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I like your sh-it storm posts better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 great chance to say " hey why stop there" 1220018[/snapback] I like your sh-it storm posts better. 1220609[/snapback] +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I got here late...sorry. Have you tried to beat her gutz and spread love seed on the soil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Wife and I had an enlightening conversation about this post. More on this tomorrow. 1220573[/snapback] I wonder if she saw it. Polk, you definitely have one of the most interesting lives amongst us Huddlers. Keep us informed. Hope all is well. Sincerely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 I belie in punishing bad actions and rewarding the good ones with women as well as children. Therefore nothing I can do to my appearance can piss her off as much as what she has done to me, therfore I am taking our 4 y/o son to get his first mohawk today after we go see narnia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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