Guest Sores Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run! AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - Can't wear their helmet sideways!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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