Jump to content
[[Template core/front/custom/_customHeader is throwing an error. This theme may be out of date. Run the support tool in the AdminCP to restore the default theme.]]

Now We Know Why McNasty Is a Nursing Student


spain
 Share

Recommended Posts

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here

to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

 

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the

covers. She raises his gown, holds his thingie in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.Then, she takes a close look

and says, "There 's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

 

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very

slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,

very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Very good medical humor....

 

My wife is a physician. When she was in med school, one of the other med students was at a "low income" hospital in Milwaukee, rotating through. They brought in a big black woman who when asked what medicines she was on, stated: Peanut Butter Balls

 

After asking several times...yup...that is what she was taking....until the daughter came in with her meds....she was taking phenalbarbital.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information