Cunning Linguist Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Apologies in advance if this has been posted before. It cracked up everyone in the office! Chuck Norris Facts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 This thread too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Is Blitz's long lost brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Referee Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Apologies in advance if this has been posted before. It cracked up everyone in the office!Chuck Norris Facts 1272245[/snapback] OK people. Weve got reposting a popular thread. Thats a 10 yard penalty and loss of down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 OK people. Weve got reposting a popular thread. Thats a 10 yard penalty and loss of down. 1272278[/snapback] 10 yds is exessive due to the upfront newb apology. I'm throwing the red flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 (edited) Have you ever read his reply to all of the "Chuck Norris Facts?" IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris Nice way to use them to sell your book Chuck. Edited January 17, 2006 by Ziachild007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 sounds like jack bauer's brother ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I for one don't mind the repost...I've been meaning to look the Chuck Norris thread up for a while for some laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Referee Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 10 yds is exessive due to the upfront newb apology. I'm throwing the red flag 1272290[/snapback] :inreviewbooth: after further review due to disclaimer I will reduce it to 5 yds but still loss of down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 did anybody see the piece they did before the Bears game with all the celebs doing the superfans? It was really stupid but he was part of it. Chuck seemed a little effeminate(sp)... not that there's anything wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 "Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Jack Bauer. Before his leg made it half way to Jack's face it was gunned off and Jack was already on his way to castrate Vin Diesel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 "Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Jack Bauer. Before his leg made it half way to Jack's face it was gunned off and Jack was already on his way to castrate Vin Diesel." 1272321[/snapback] If he hears that i called him light in the loafers, he'll roundhouse me all the way from CA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 10 yds is exessive due to the upfront newb apology. I'm throwing the red flag 1272290[/snapback] Must be the same ref that wanted Indy to win hates Chuck Norris. I think a roundhouse is in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 "Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Jack Bauer. Before his leg made it half way to Jack's face it was gunned off and Jack was already on his way to castrate Vin Diesel." 1272321[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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