Clubfoothead Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 It all started with a move of our offices from north Dallas to downtown. Bosses tend to go psychotic, everyone does. Wife complaining because I worked 21 days in a row. It all came to a boiling point Sunday evening of wildcard weekend. My boss told me to f*ck off and quit biitching that all I wanted to do was "go home get drunk, ignore my family and watch football." After 21 days without a day off my retort was at least I didn't hide from my family in London over the holidays (He went to London with one of his kids over Thanksgiving). He replied that his family wanted him to go. I simply laughed and said, "And you've even been sober for 14 years?" In retaliation I have been banned from thehuddle at work. This will be temporary. I am working on getting something better than netzero high speed dial-up at home in the meantime. So in a cliaz-like fashion I've got an update as to what's been going on with me. 1) Taken Christmas $hit down from front yard; 2) Finished edging driveway, lining it with bricj edgers and tarping around the rose bushes and covering tarp with cedar mulch; 3) Discovered purevolume.com; 4) Lost 2 debit cards; 5) Saved enough Hot Pocket proofs of purchase to get a free "Crispy, Cheesy, Fast and Easy" t-shirt; 6) New tattooo has healed; 7) Converted from driver to DART passenger; 8) Scheduled appointment for new Rx for glasses to replace the pair I list 3 years ago; 9) Kicked out of 2 bars for virtually nothing; 10) Discovered pine chunks cat litter (tank, it is good stuff as far as cat litter goes); 11) Agonized @ the though of the Broncos winning the SUper Bowl as Azhole wins the Smackbowl; 12) Reveled in the failure of the worst family to ever afflict the NFL; 13) Failed to grasp what is so terrible about 2 year-olds; and, 14) Updating my resume. Hope everyone is doing well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Welcome back beeyotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 too f*ckin funny hey at least it wont be the steelers, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 What do you do for a living? Might be time to relocate back to Fargo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Great to hear everything is status quo for you Club, keep on, keepin on Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You need to type faster though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Welcome back beeyotch. 1272809[/snapback] I've got 43 bands as favorites @ purevolume.com. CDs to be ready soon. You won't like a single song but it'll kill some time. At least it won't be the steelers, right? 1272810[/snapback] There's that. Might be time to relocate back to Fargo. 1272811[/snapback] The divorce would be expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 You need to type faster though! 1272818[/snapback] 15) 4 Crown and cokes. Thrilled to be back for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Hey budro, good to hear from ya! I had noticed I hadnt seen you on in a little while. Hope the good stays good and the bad gets better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I've got 43 bands as favorites @ purevolume.com. CDs to be ready soon. You won't like a single song but it'll kill some time. 1272819[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I've got 43 bands as favorites @ purevolume.com. CDs to be ready soon. You won't like a single song but it'll kill some time. 1272819[/snapback] Just tried out Picketline - not great, but not too shabby either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Not one night of bowling in there That t-shirt would go perfect in a bowling alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Hang in there, Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I am coming to dallas in a few weeks with the shemale and basstard... I expect an invite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Welcome back Club...you've missed some good threads...get reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 good to see you.... ok nub...give.... what happened at the bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 if you've worked your way up to crown & cokes, congrats don't lose it now......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 That sucks. Hang in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Glad to see your alive and well Club, hang in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Missed you, ya goofball. Stay strong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 good to see you....ok nub...give.... what happened at the bars? 1272921[/snapback] Practically nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 screw it, the only thing you have to do in life is stay white and die and hell Michael Jackson proved you aint gotta stay your own race. Hang in there. Be excellent to each other Par-tay on dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Who are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Welcome back fokker. Hows the plumbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 welcome brack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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