Marauders11 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Noway anyone could possibly eat the plate of shucks for a year to collect Cliaz's $10 mil. Inspired by that thread what nasty/dirty/extreme things WOULD or WOULDN'T you do for $10 million? Here's some ideas... Would you agree to cut off an arm (surgically of course)- -I probably would, if it could at least be my left arm- Would you men agree to publically perform fillatio on another man say at your place of business for all to see? and you have to finish the task -No way- Would you be Star Jones' love slave for a year? -bring it on big momma- I'm bored at work as usual-mplease feel free to add as many "would you's" as you can think of..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Would you agree to cut off an arm (surgically of course)- Not a chance Would you men agree to publically perform fillatio on another man say at your place of business for all to see? and you have to finish the task Nope Would you be Star Jones' love slave for a year? You betcha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I would love to have $10 million ... it would change my life and set my family up. It would be absolutely great. However, it is just money and there are things I won't do for any price. Eating shucks every day for a year is one of them. Even if I could get past how nasty it would be, it's the fact that it would likely be disatrous to my health if not fatal. I would not have an arm cut off either ... I enjoy doing too many things with both arms. I would not give head to a man either because I want to be able to live with myself afterwards and I couldn't if I did that. I couldn't be anybody's sex slave ... because my wife would fill me with lead before the year was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Noway anyone could possibly eat the plate of shucks for a year to collect Cliaz's $10 mil. Inspired by that thread what nasty/dirty/extreme things WOULD or WOULDN'T you do for $10 million? Here's some ideas... Would you agree to cut off an arm (surgically of course)- -I probably would, if it could at least be my left arm- Would you men agree to publically perform fillatio on another man say at your place of business for all to see? and you have to finish the task -No way- Would you be Star Jones' love slave for a year? -bring it on big momma- I'm bored at work as usual-mplease feel free to add as many "would you's" as you can think of..... 1273088[/snapback] Arm- Maybe Star Jones- probably Hummer- Not any chance in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Arm- MaybeStar Jones- probably Hummer- Not any chance in the world. 1273136[/snapback] the Star Jones thing would be the easiest IMO no doubt- some mental scars to deal with but at least you are still physically in tact and you didn't have to go "gay" to be a rich man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 the Star Jones thing would be the easiest IMO no doubt- some mental scars to deal with but at least you are still physically in tact and you didn't have to go "gay" to be a rich man. 1273141[/snapback] Star Jones would be like hogging, a few Gin and Tonics, and it wouldn't hurt that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 (edited) Star Jones would be like hogging, a few Gin and Tonics, and it wouldn't hurt that much. 1273149[/snapback] maybe you can recruit Frank's buddy Miller for that assignment. For the rest of you, a guy I played softball with had a ritual where he got really drunk and intentionally went "hoggin'" every few months- he'd go to a bar/club and try to leave with the fattest and/or ugliest chick he could find during the course of the evening- not sure what the motivation there was except he said it was fun. Maybe it was like a self-tourtue type of thing- you know if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger- or maybe that way he'd appreciate any semi-hot piece of ass he could get- kept him grounded maybe? Edited January 18, 2006 by Marauders11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 maybe you can recruit Frank's buddy Miller for that assignment. For the rest of you, a guy I played softball with had a ritual where he got really drunk and intentionally went "hoggin'" every few months- he'd go to a bar/club and try to leave with the fattest and/or ugliest chick he could find during the course of the evening- not sure what the motivation there was except he said it was fun. Maybe it was like a self-tourtue type of thing- you know if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger- or maybe that way he'd appreciate any semi-hot piece of ass he could get- kept him grounded maybe? 1273161[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 None of the above. I don't have much, but I do have my dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Would you agree to cut off an arm (surgically of course)- No way Would you men agree to publically perform fillatio on another man say at your place of business for all to see? and you have to finish the task No way Would you be Star Jones' love slave for a year? Gimme sum of that good good lovin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 1. trees/bushes 2. remove a toe 3. watch desp. house wives 4. Watch WB 5. kiss up to my boss 6. watch Bush speak for 1 week straight 7. stop fishing for the rest of my life 8. stop playing ffootball for money for the rest of my life 9. root for the cowboyz 10. agree with Michael Irving 11. lead a movement to elect TO as our president 12. become a vegatarian (sp?) 13. Become best friends with michael moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Isn't Star Jones really skinny these days? Not that that changes much, just curious as everyone still assumes she's a big ol hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Isn't Star Jones really skinny these days? Not that that changes much, just curious as everyone still assumes she's a big ol hog. 1273355[/snapback] She's lost a bunch of weight, but who cares? For 10 Mill I'd be a chubby chaser in a minute! I vote no on the head and the arm BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ok, for $100 milllion would you flip a coin, if you win you get the cash if you loose you get killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 3. watch desp. house wives 5. kiss up to my boss 1273280[/snapback] I have to do these for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ok, for $100 milllion would you flip a coin, if you win you get the cash if you loose you get killed. 1273598[/snapback] hmmmm interesting How would I have to die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ok, for $100 milllion would you flip a coin, if you win you get the cash if you loose you get killed. 1273598[/snapback] Maybe if I had a terminal disease Arm: not sure BJ: not unless I was a crackhead Star Jones: Definitely, and I don't think she's that fat anymore, but dam the loose skin would just hang on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Star 1273616[/snapback] For 10 million she'd look like friggin' Beyonce to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 hmmmm interesting How would I have to die? 1273612[/snapback] death via star jones........LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 So nobody here would suck a dick for 10 million dollars. Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 death via star jones........LOL 1273636[/snapback] Flip that coin baby !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 So nobody here would suck a dick for 10 million dollars. Right. 1273638[/snapback] and no person would know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 (edited) and no person would know? 1273643[/snapback] no-no this is a public cock sucking we are talking about- I said at your place of business in front of all your co-workers, but maybe a shopping mall would do the trick Edited January 18, 2006 by Marauders11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ok, for $100 milllion would you flip a coin, if you win you get the cash if you loose you get killed. 1273598[/snapback] no way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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