Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 As soon as this fight was announced Sac raised his alert level from Run! to Hide! 1275792[/snapback] holy crap that's funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 this fight would never have a winner, because of the total inability of either man to inflict any damage on the other. may as well have them try and pillowfight to the death. if it goes to the cards, sac will probably win because the french judge is always on the take.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 The only chance Sac has is to hurl those Eurotrash new wave CD's he tries to give away every year and cut Unta's head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 this fight would never have a winner, because of the total inability of either man to inflict any damage on the other. may as well have them try and pillowfight to the death. if it goes to the cards, sac will probably win because the french judge is always on the take.. 1275802[/snapback] I think what you have neglected to take into account is the fact that untateve would show up with a strong desire to talk sac down ... he'd want to put sac on the couch and analyze why sac is having feelings of aggression towards him ['teve]. The shrink in him would require that he find out why ... why does sac want to have a fist fight with him ... why? why? why? Is it because he never got along with his mother? Because he wet his bed when he was little (and maybe still does)? Did his father abuse him? Just what is it exactly that drives sac to want to do battle with himself? Don't get me wrong, 'teve would be fully prepared to bill his client for services rendered ... but still the drive to know why would still be there. Sac will be hiding under his bed for the next week afraid that somebody might see him and beat him up. He won't show up. 'teve wins by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 This one is easy, have you ever known a frenchman to stand and fight. Unteve will be throwing big green eggs at Sac as he runs away with his tail between his legs like a typical frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 I think what you have neglected to take into account is the fact that untateve would show up with a strong desire to talk sac down ... he'd want to put sac on the couch and analyze why sac is having feelings of aggression towards him ['teve]. The shrink in him would require that he find out why ... why does sac want to have a fist fight with him ... why? why? why? Is it because he never got along with his mother? Because he wet his bed when he was little (and maybe still does)? Did his father abuse him? Just what is it exactly that drives sac to want to do battle with himself? Don't get me wrong, 'teve would be fully prepared to bill his client for services rendered ... but still the drive to know why would still be there. Sac will be hiding under his bed for the next week afraid that somebody might see him and beat him up. He won't show up. 'teve wins by default. 1275846[/snapback] nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Does Untavea have the Green egg at the time of the fight or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ladies and Gentlemen ... your attention please. For your entertainment TheHuddle proudly presents, THE MAIN EVENT. The First to Surrender Dr. Sacrebleu vs untateve From the red corner, standing 5 feet 7 inches tall, weighing in at 130 pounds ... from the great state of Florida and in the orange and blue shorts ... UNTATEVE From the blue corner ... err ....from the blue corner ... hey does anybody know where Dr. Sacrebleu went? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ladies and Gentlemen ... your attention please. For your entertainment TheHuddle proudly presents, THE MAIN EVENT. The First to Surrender Dr. Sacrebleu vs untateve From the red corner, standing 5 feet 7 inches tall, weighing in at 130 pounds ... from the great state of Florida and in the orange and blue shorts ... UNTATEVE From the blue corner ... err ....from the blue corner ... hey does anybody know where Dr. Sacrebleu went? 1275888[/snapback] He should be fighting out of the pink corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 He should be fighting out of the pink corner. 1275926[/snapback] No ... the white corner ... he always have white flags on him ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 it will be a smelly fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Untateve works with the criminally insane (seriously), so I would vote for him to win against anybody else through the use of psychological warfare. But, the fact that Sac barely speaks English means that he probably wouldn't understand what Untateve was saying well enough to allow Unta to confuse him. So, I think I am actually going to vote for Sac--mainly out of respect for Marquis de Lafayette. And I think Sac is braver/dumber than we typically give him credit for being and that will probably help him. (see this for example: http://forums.thehuddle.com/index.php?show...indpost&p=48062 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 The mere thought of this match sickens me. Let me go vomit and sh1t. I will be back after my stomach and bowels are completely empty. Until then, the sheer nausea will prevent me from going further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sacrebleu sets the record straight. OK. So when i proposed this matchup to JJ it was with the full knowledge that this was definitely the undercard. Kind of the midget cage match that keeps the audience in the house before the main event. I also was under no illusion as to the odds of my winning this one, as clearly, the homefield advantage to the full-blooded american in this contest would be comparable to that of DMD over Chavez. And I know these boards well enough to know that a frenchman is only slightly better received than Osama Bin Laden logging in to ask about his upcoming FF matchup. I'm pretty sure most of you would take, and even root for, the decomposing body of Tim McVeigh over me in a fight. So I really harboured no illusion of winning this one. It was just a self depricating moment like those that often that keep me amused. Until.... - - - -- - - -- I saw a picture of that special need, child molesting gumby I was pitted against. COME ON!!!!! Dudes, I look like the devil (anyone is free to post that one), I have no shame (see this picture), no moral compass (I am french), I fight dirty (ask McBoog), and I am opne bitter SOB. Lets' put it another way: Feel free to deduct 1/2 of all the abilities you think my sorry ass might have in the ring due to my severe handicap of being 1/2 french (hell, make it 3/4: french blood is very deleterious to healthy apple pie american blood) Don't you think that 1/4 of, well pretty much anyone, even me is enough to beat the reatded head doctor from florida to a bloody pulp? :rant:This is a outrage. A frikkin outrage BTW I am only a pats fan. I like the panthers from owning them in 32 homers and spending so much time over their roster. But I am a 1 team man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Dr. showmyscrotum has some guns. French or not, if you dress like that while flexing, there must be a certain swagger about you. Taking a photo of that takes balls, no pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 This is true Sac told me that he would lose in a landslide. I did forget about the undercard request and for that I'm sorry, but we do only have 1 fight a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sacrebleu sets the record straight. OK. So when i proposed this matchup to JJ it was with the full knowledge that this was definitely the undercard. Kind of the midget cage match that keeps the audience in the house before the main event. I also was under no illusion as to the odds of my winning this one, as clearly, the homefield advantage to the full-blooded american in this contest would be comparable to that of DMD over Chavez. And I know these boards well enough to know that a frenchman is only slightly better received than Osama Bin Laden logging in to ask about his upcoming FF matchup. I'm pretty sure most of you would take, and even root for, the decomposing body of Tim McVeigh over me in a fight. So I really harboured no illusion of winning this one. It was just a self depricating moment like those that often that keep me amused. Until.... - - - -- - - -- I saw a picture of that special need, child molesting gumby I was pitted against. COME ON!!!!! Dudes, I look like the devil (anyone is free to post that one), I have no shame (see this picture), no moral compass (I am french), I fight dirty (ask McBoog), and I am opne bitter SOB. Lets' put it another way: Feel free to deduct 1/2 of all the abilities you think my sorry ass might have in the ring due to my severe handicap of being 1/2 french (hell, make it 3/4: french blood is very deleterious to healthy apple pie american blood) Don't you think that 1/4 of, well pretty much anyone, even me is enough to beat the reatded head doctor from florida to a bloody pulp? :rant:This is a outrage. A frikkin outrage BTW I am only a pats fan. I like the panthers from owning them in 32 homers and spending so much time over their roster. But I am a 1 team man. 1276144[/snapback] Nice try Frenchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sacrebleu sets the record straight. OK. So when i proposed this matchup to JJ it was with the full knowledge that this was definitely the undercard. Kind of the midget cage match that keeps the audience in the house before the main event. I also was under no illusion as to the odds of my winning this one, as clearly, the homefield advantage to the full-blooded american in this contest would be comparable to that of DMD over Chavez. And I know these boards well enough to know that a frenchman is only slightly better received than Osama Bin Laden logging in to ask about his upcoming FF matchup. I'm pretty sure most of you would take, and even root for, the decomposing body of Tim McVeigh over me in a fight. So I really harboured no illusion of winning this one. It was just a self depricating moment like those that often that keep me amused. Until.... - - - -- - - -- I saw a picture of that special need, child molesting gumby I was pitted against. COME ON!!!!! Dudes, I look like the devil (anyone is free to post that one), I have no shame (see this picture), no moral compass (I am french), I fight dirty (ask McBoog), and I am opne bitter SOB. Lets' put it another way: Feel free to deduct 1/2 of all the abilities you think my sorry ass might have in the ring due to my severe handicap of being 1/2 french (hell, make it 3/4: french blood is very deleterious to healthy apple pie american blood) Don't you think that 1/4 of, well pretty much anyone, even me is enough to beat the reatded head doctor from florida to a bloody pulp? :rant:This is a outrage. A frikkin outrage BTW I am only a pats fan. I like the panthers from owning them in 32 homers and spending so much time over their roster. But I am a 1 team man. 1276144[/snapback] Nice. Unta - care to retort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 A frikkin outrage BTW I am only a pats fan. I like the panthers from owning them in 32 homers and spending so much time over their roster. But I am a 1 team man. 1276144[/snapback] noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Nice. Unta - care to retort 1276151[/snapback] He told me that he had to work of all things but he will be checking in this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 He told me that he had to work of all things but he will be checking in this afternoon. 1276163[/snapback] What's this "work" you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sacrebleu sets the record straight. OK. So when i proposed this matchup to JJ it was with the full knowledge that this was definitely the undercard. Kind of the midget cage match that keeps the audience in the house before the main event. I also was under no illusion as to the odds of my winning this one, as clearly, the homefield advantage to the full-blooded american in this contest would be comparable to that of DMD over Chavez. And I know these boards well enough to know that a frenchman is only slightly better received than Osama Bin Laden logging in to ask about his upcoming FF matchup. I'm pretty sure most of you would take, and even root for, the decomposing body of Tim McVeigh over me in a fight. So I really harboured no illusion of winning this one. It was just a self depricating moment like those that often that keep me amused. Until.... - - - -- - - -- I saw a picture of that special need, child molesting gumby I was pitted against. COME ON!!!!! Dudes, I look like the devil (anyone is free to post that one), I have no shame (see this picture), no moral compass (I am french), I fight dirty (ask McBoog), and I am opne bitter SOB. Lets' put it another way: Feel free to deduct 1/2 of all the abilities you think my sorry ass might have in the ring due to my severe handicap of being 1/2 french (hell, make it 3/4: french blood is very deleterious to healthy apple pie american blood) Don't you think that 1/4 of, well pretty much anyone, even me is enough to beat the reatded head doctor from florida to a bloody pulp? :rant:This is a outrage. A frikkin outrage BTW I am only a pats fan. I like the panthers from owning them in 32 homers and spending so much time over their roster. But I am a 1 team man. 1276144[/snapback] You could be 8 feet tall and 6 hundred pounds and still lose this fight ... because the French lack heart and a spine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's this "work" you speak of? 1276168[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Surley, no Huddler knows of this thing called work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) TALE OF THE TAPE Sacrebleu Untateve Vindictive Temperment levelheaded savate (like his hero Batroc) Special Skills claims to be ninja homersexual sexuality homersexual (hey. You post your picture at thehuddle you know the price) french handicap glass jaw. built of straw sanding,plastering, painting training sitting on a chair on job site move signature move The "you're OK' hug the devil looks like Giligan with a pornsatche ear biting, head butting, low blow fighting style Talking things over Edited January 19, 2006 by Dr. Sacrebleu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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