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Huddler Fistfight #10


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Who Would Win This Fight?  

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  1. 1. Who Would Win This Fight?

    • Sgt. Ryan
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    • Menudo
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Sgt. Ryan would appear to be the early favorite bcause Menudo writes poetry. But if you take a closer look at Menudo you'd see that this guy was a standout high school and college football player and was offered a scholarship for wrestling. Sarge strikes me as the angry school yard bully that's always looking to whale on someone. I've seen plenty of bullys fold like a card table whenever someone bucks up to them. How do y'all think this fight would go down?

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Sarge has to win this bout pretty easily, I mean look at Meundo's name origin a Boy Band....:D....The whole poetry thing has to go against him as well. And besides all of that the Cowboys did beat the Steelers the last time they played in a superbowl. Nuff said right there.

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With a user name like Menudo, that's all that needs to be said. Sarge destroys him.

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Early money may be on Menudo but the smart money will be on Sarge.

 

Menudo has absolutely no chance, no matter what his supposed credentials may be, once Sarge the Angry throws his first punch.

 

 

Menudo's backround in organized sports suggests he is a play by the rules type. I can guarantee that Sarge could care less about rules. By the time Menudo realizes that there are no rules.... he will down and out and watching Sarge circle the ring with arms raised high in victory.

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From the untrained eye, it doesn't look like a close match-up,

We all expect Menudo will have to play catch-up...

 

Sarge is from Oklahomo, nothing could be gayer,

And Menudo was quite a football player...

 

Sarge will storm out to a lead in the beginning,

Doesn't neccesarily mean he'll end up winning...

 

Sarge flexes his internet muscles in the college forum,

and Menudo peppers us with his rhyming decorum...

 

Menudo is the gayest name ever, thinks Sarge,

May even be worse than El Debarge...

 

As the fight nears its finish, Sarge is out of breath,

He swears he's in this thing til the death...

 

His overly small t-shirt full of sweat,

Sarge wonders if he should honor his sigline bet...

 

Menudo is almost down for count,

One last comeback he hopes to mount...

 

He closes his eyes and thinks of Big Ben,

And to his surprise, pulls off the win.

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From the untrained eye, it doesn't look like a close match-up,

We all expect Menudo will have to play catch-up...

 

Sarge is from Oklahomo, nothing could be gayer,

And Menudo was quite a football player...

 

Sarge will storm out to a lead in the beginning,

Doesn't neccesarily mean he'll end up winning...

 

Sarge flexes his internet muscles in the college forum,

and Menudo peppers us with his rhyming decorum...

 

Menudo is the gayest name ever, thinks Sarge,

May even be worse than El Debarge...

 

As the fight nears its finish, Sarge is out of breath,

He swears he's in this thing til the death...

 

His overly small t-shirt full of sweat,

Sarge wonders if he should honor his sigline bet...

 

Menudo is almost down for count,

One last comeback he hopes to mount...

 

He closes his eyes and thinks of Big Ben,

And to his surprise, pulls of the win.

 

1285117[/snapback]

 

 

 

:D Work must be slow today.

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From the untrained eye, it doesn't look like a close match-up,

We all expect Menudo will have to play catch-up...

 

Sarge is from Oklahomo, nothing could be gayer,

And Menudo was quite a football player...

 

Sarge will storm out to a lead in the beginning,

Doesn't neccesarily mean he'll end up winning...

 

Sarge flexes his internet muscles in the college forum,

and Menudo peppers us with his rhyming decorum...

 

Menudo is the gayest name ever, thinks Sarge,

May even be worse than El Debarge...

 

As the fight nears its finish, Sarge is out of breath,

He swears he's in this thing til the death...

 

His overly small t-shirt full of sweat,

Sarge wonders if he should honor his sigline bet...

 

Menudo is almost down for count,

One last comeback he hopes to mount...

 

He closes his eyes and thinks of Big Ben,

And to his surprise, pulls of the win.

 

1285117[/snapback]

 

 

 

 

You guys are too funy. :D

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Physical attributes and tools are one thing.

 

Generally speaking if 2 guys are going to get into a fight, and one guy is a poet type, while the other guy is a "I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain" type, I'll tend to bet on the latter.

 

Sarge? You write any poetry?

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Menudo just doesn't know how to fight mean. That's the difference maker. He may have had athletic skills at one point but Sarge just wants to git 'er done. Sarge stands tall over Menudo's bloody corpse.

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What kind of username is Menudo anyway? It's the kind of username chosen only by someone so comfortable with his own sexuality that he's willing to be relentlessly associated with a prepubescent gang of ghey, sweaty Puerto Rican kids. Menudo wins this one and then sings She Bangs.

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From the untrained eye, it doesn't look like a close match-up,

We all expect Menudo will have to play catch-up...

 

Sarge is from Oklahomo, nothing could be gayer,

And Menudo was quite a football player...

 

Sarge will storm out to a lead in the beginning,

Doesn't neccesarily mean he'll end up winning...

 

Sarge flexes his internet muscles in the college forum,

and Menudo peppers us with his rhyming decorum...

 

Menudo is the gayest name ever, thinks Sarge,

May even be worse than El Debarge...

 

As the fight nears its finish, Sarge is out of breath,

He swears he's in this thing til the death...

 

His overly small t-shirt full of sweat,

Sarge wonders if he should honor his sigline bet...

 

Menudo is almost down for count,

One last comeback he hopes to mount...

 

He closes his eyes and thinks of Big Ben,

And to his surprise, pulls of the win.

 

1285117[/snapback]

 

 

 

:D

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:D

 

A has-been high school/college football player named after a boy band that revels in writing poetry vs the self proclaimed bad ass that we all love to hate that is 2 years out of his martial arts training.

 

I'm thinking that the combination of being named after a boy band and scribing poetry probably caused the life-time revokation of Menudo's membership in the men's club. His man-hood has been forever forsaken. He writes poetry about the Steelers in an lame effort to prove to the world he is still a man.

 

Sarge is a well known hater here at the Huddle. He hates everything and everybody. He is full of pent up rage, probably because his wife brow beats him into submission on a daily basis, either that or from being an OU fan. All that pent up rage is pent up because he has no release; i.e. he isn't man enough to go to the dojo and kick ass anymore.

 

So this is a battle of broken down has-beens ... even so I gotta go with the guy that isn't named after a boy band ... Sarge will be the last man standing, primarily because Menudo will piss his pants at the mere thought of raising fists.

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I expect Menudo to surprise everyone with some kind of secret strategy akin to the Revenge of the Nerds when they develop a javelin to correspond with Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style. Maybe he'll tickle Sarge into submission or something like that... either way Menudo ends up on top! :D

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