Yukon Cornelius Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Does that incluse Antartica? 1287532[/snapback] The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. call and find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 The number one cause of penis trauma is lawnmower accidents. In Hartford, CT it is illegal to cross the street while walking on your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggamer3 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If an Arkansas couple get divorced, are they still legally brother and sister? 1287417[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 Approximately one-third of the population can't snap their fingers! 10 of the tributaries flowing into the Amazon river are as big as the Mississippi river The G in 'g-string' stand for groin. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. Chrysler built B-29's that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant called Diamond Star In Kentucky, It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 In Kentucky, It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. 1287656[/snapback] Well, that makes perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) There are more stars in the sky then grains of sand in every beach in the world Edited January 25, 2006 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Beheading a gopher will kill it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 Beheading a gopher will kill it 1287700[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 There are more starts in the sky then grains of sand in every beach in the world 1287698[/snapback] I thought usually you kept those in a jar or planted them in the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you eat your button you can't button your shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Boobs have a thousand uses, and 999 of them are a turn-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) Virginia extends further west than West Virginia. Edited January 25, 2006 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you eat your button you can't button your shirt 1287712[/snapback] Including the spare sewn on the inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 A Wisconsin forklift operator for a Miller beer distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper showing him drinking a Bud Light. A ten year old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new, because of the -ahem- debris which is absorbed through the years. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and their decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand and a lot of perspiration, of which the average person loses a quart per day. Good night! One of pitcher Nolan Ryan's jockstraps recently sold at auction for $25,000. - wonder what momo bought that Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. PITTSBURGH, PENNSLYVANIA IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE USA WITH 3 SPORTS TEAMS THAT ALL WEAR THE SAME COLOURS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Beheading a gopher will kill it 1287700[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 The battle of Gettysburg started over shoes. (The Confederates sent out a patrol to get shoes from Gettysburg's factory and ran into the Yanks there. The rest, as they say, is history.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Kermit the Frog is left-handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 PITTSBURGH, PENNSLYVANIA IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE USA WITH 3 SPORTS TEAMS THAT ALL WEAR THE SAME COLOURS. 1287738[/snapback] That does the pens and pirates a lot of good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you do a small fart under the covers that doesnt linger very long its called a dutch microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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