Puddy Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello". Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward. "Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 It was the lab's mixup. They need to re-perform the tests at their own expense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 It was the lab's mixup. They need to re-perform the tests at their own expense. 1287913[/snapback] :doah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 That joke is so old that Skylive5 told it to Rockrobn when they charging up San Juan Hill with Teddy and the Rough Riders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 That joke is so old that Skylive5 told it to Rockrobn when they charging up San Juan Hill with Teddy and the Rough Riders... 1287920[/snapback] Which one had which disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 An oldie but goodie!!!! P.S. I don't use that lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Which one had which disease 1287926[/snapback] Well, one of them has a tendancy to forget his personal property so I think he is the one more likely to have Alzheimers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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