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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

 

Mrs. Ward, please."

 

"Speaking."

 

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.

 

When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a

biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain

which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

 

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

 

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the

other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your

husband's."

 

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward.

 

"Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive

tests one time."

 

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

 

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off

somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with

him."

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It was the lab's mixup. They need to re-perform the tests at their own expense.

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It was the lab's mixup.  They need to re-perform the tests at their own expense.

 

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That joke is so old that Skylive5 told it to Rockrobn when they charging up San Juan Hill with Teddy and the Rough Riders...

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That joke is so old that Skylive5 told it to Rockrobn when they charging up San Juan Hill with Teddy and the Rough Riders...

 

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Which one had which disease :D

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:D An oldie but goodie!!!!

 

 

P.S. I don't use that lab.

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Which one had which disease  :D

 

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Well, one of them has a tendancy to forget his personal property so I think he is the one more likely to have Alzheimers... :D

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