Tommyknocker Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 A man goes to the grocery store for his wife as she is need of some "personal" items. He seeks out the first clerk he can find and asks "Where would I find tampons?" The young lady smiles and points him in the direction of the personal hygiene aisle, and thinks to herself "what a lucky lady to have a husband who would shop for such things" A few minutes later the clerk sees the same man aproach her check out stand, and in his hands are a bag of cotton balls and a roll of string. "Oh sir", she says "this will never do, werent you looking for tampons?" "No" the man replies, "this is just what I want, You see yesterday I asked my wife to pick me up a pack of cigarettes on her way home and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, stating that this way is much cheaper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Joke definitely has potential, just needs to be smoothed out a bit in it's delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 this joke sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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